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Fred Smoot is one of the Cool Kids- Billy Madison related
Posted on 1/24/13 at 5:24 pm
Posted on 1/24/13 at 5:24 pm
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The Washingtonian reports that Smoot, who also played for the Redskins before his career ended following the 2009 season, was arrested in December and charged with driving under the influence.
Per the police report, Smoot was pulled over for driving a car with no tags and officers smelled alcohol on his breath while observing “watery” eyes. Smoot failed a field sobriety test, refused a Breathalyzer and then was taken to the police station where things got a little messy.
“During processing, in the service area, while handcuffed, the [defendant] peed his pants creating a puddle on the floor,” U.S. Capitol Police officer Seth Carll said in an affidavit. “[A police officer] witnessed the urine running down his pant leg and onto the floor. [Smoot] did not express that he had to use the restroom.”
This post was edited on 1/24/13 at 5:27 pm
Posted on 1/24/13 at 5:27 pm to tonyperkis
Apparently i messed up my Sandler movies
This post was edited on 1/24/13 at 5:28 pm
Posted on 1/24/13 at 5:27 pm to tduecen
not like the love boat huh fred
Posted on 1/24/13 at 6:22 pm to tduecen
So what you're saying is Fred Smoot can't cover his piss stain?
Posted on 1/24/13 at 6:50 pm to sgallo3
Per my boss whose family sold him cars, Smoot purports himself as non drinking while running his flooring biz. Ooops
Posted on 1/24/13 at 6:50 pm to Jcorye1
So the police officer used the word 'peed' in an affidavit?
Posted on 1/24/13 at 8:42 pm to tduecen
2/3rds of the world is covered by water. The rest is covered by Smoot's piss.
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