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re: "Welcome", "Eat" signs, etc. How many of you baws have em throughout your house?

Posted on 11/28/22 at 1:05 pm to
Posted by Mufassa
Member since Aug 2012
1664 posts
Posted on 11/28/22 at 1:05 pm to
You have to have signs that tell you what to do in every particular room.
Eat.
Gather.
Sleep.
Posted by Kingshakabooboo
Member since Nov 2012
677 posts
Posted on 11/28/22 at 1:05 pm to
scott8811 gets it. Most of the other responses are probably from single or divorced or soon to e divorced men.

I’ve been married for 28 years. What do I care what my wife decorates the house with. If it makes her happy then I am fine with it. “Happy Wife Happy Life” is a real thing. She spends more time in the house than I do and likes it to look a certain way. Great. You know what I care about, is house clean and is there food to eat. It’s always a yes to both of those.
She doesn’t bitch about what’s in my mancave or on my back patio so I don’t bitch about the house.
Posted by Realityintheface
Member since May 2022
1784 posts
Posted on 11/28/22 at 1:07 pm to
This thread is comedy gold. Thank you posters of the OT.
Posted by Ghost of Colby
Alberta, overlooking B.C.
Member since Jan 2009
11155 posts
Posted on 11/28/22 at 1:18 pm to
Posted by Tbonepatron
Member since Aug 2013
8447 posts
Posted on 11/28/22 at 1:34 pm to
quote:

Eat
shite
frick


God I hope there are some commas built in with those signs.
Posted by Basura Blanco
Member since Dec 2011
8094 posts
Posted on 11/28/22 at 1:37 pm to
quote:

Technically, you have an E sign, an A sign, and a T sign.


Assuming my wife lost her ever loving mind and hung these up without thinking of the consequences, I am immediately going out and buying an A and two S's.

I know its her house and she has total control on how its decorated. My arse knew my place when I took down 13 large storage boxes full of Christmas decorations from the attic, before reloading 13 large storage boxes partially empty of Christmas decorations back into the attic over a 24 hour period this weekend without saying a word.

But c'mon. You cant hang an EAT sign without reprecussions.
This post was edited on 11/28/22 at 1:46 pm
Posted by ShermanTxTiger
Broussard, La
Member since Oct 2007
10841 posts
Posted on 11/28/22 at 1:46 pm to
We sold our house in the DFW area in 2021 and the realtor (listing) insisted on putting this crap in our house. I thought it was trashy as hell. She promised to get us 50K over asking if we followed her advice.

We did and got well past that #. I think it was inspite of that crap and not because of it. Maybe it is sucker bait. IDK.

We took that shite to the garage as soon as we could.
Posted by TheRouxGuru
Member since Nov 2019
8168 posts
Posted on 11/28/22 at 1:53 pm to
My wife asked me to put a rustic sign over our pantry doorway that said ‘PANTRY’


She wasn’t amused to find out when she got home that I took it upon myself to label everything else in the house. I put handwritten signs on EVERYTHING (toaster, bathroom, faucet, HALLWAY, master bdrm, laundry basket, etc)

She got the message and eased up on the chip and joann decor
Posted by scott8811
Ratchet City, LA
Member since Oct 2014
11315 posts
Posted on 11/28/22 at 1:53 pm to
quote:

She doesn’t bitch about what’s in my mancave or on my back patio so I don’t bitch about the house.


This is it right here. I haven't been married for long but I do know enought to let them be them and they will let you be you...no matter how dumb the other one sees it as. I fricking hate when she decorates for christmas because to me it's just visual clutter.... but it makes her really and I mean REALLY happy...so frick it I can deal.

I had one of my single barrel bourbon barrels made into a cabinet for my patio where I drink and smoke...she said it was the most ridiculous idea she heard of.... but she knew it made me happy so there it is.

I laugh at guys who feel the need to put their foot down on everything then complain what a nag their wife is
Posted by upgrade
Member since Jul 2011
12992 posts
Posted on 11/28/22 at 1:57 pm to
Do you have a sign in the bedroom that says sleep and one in the bathroom that says shite?
Posted by dewster
Chicago
Member since Aug 2006
25318 posts
Posted on 11/28/22 at 2:01 pm to
Y’all can put whatever you want in your house, but I do judge people who have those stupid things on their walls.
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