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re: STD epidemic in US is ‘out of control,’ warn experts, CDC

Posted on 9/19/22 at 11:33 pm to
Posted by Scruffy
Kansas City
Member since Jul 2011
72029 posts
Posted on 9/19/22 at 11:33 pm to
They switched from Azithromycin to Doxycycline because you fricks won’t stop getting STDs and y’all are creating super bugs.

Hell, mike probably is at fault for at least half of them.







Scruffy kids.
Posted by DeltaTigerDelta
Member since Jan 2017
11267 posts
Posted on 9/19/22 at 11:36 pm to
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Infections rates for some STDs, including gonorrhea and syphilis, have been rising for years.


Something to clap about.

Posted by teke184
Zachary, LA
Member since Jan 2007
94915 posts
Posted on 9/19/22 at 11:38 pm to
What is the difference between Jeb Bush and Kamala Harris?

One of them says “Please clap.” The other one says “Clap, please.”
Posted by Teddy Ruxpin
Member since Oct 2006
39556 posts
Posted on 9/19/22 at 11:46 pm to
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I had another one in college and haven’t had another since. I’m 32 now.


About four years ago a friend of mine started acting all weird. His fiance was worried about him and took him to the urgent care, where they thought he was dehydrated. They had been a festival and out all weekend.

Come Monday she calls me to come over to their house and check him out. Dude was totally spaced out.

Herpes simplex encephalitis. If you have herpes simplex apparently there's a chance it could happen to you. The infection jumps to the brain for unknown reasons. Rare for his age, about 32 at the time. His brain was swelling. When asked what city he was in, he said "flaggel." He survived and had to do a lot of speech therapy. At times a year or so later still had trouble with basic geography and things like that.
This post was edited on 9/19/22 at 11:52 pm
Posted by A Menace to Sobriety
Member since Jun 2018
28945 posts
Posted on 9/20/22 at 12:14 am to
The CDC can suck my arse.
Posted by tigergirl10
Member since Jul 2019
10307 posts
Posted on 9/20/22 at 12:21 am to
The amount of people who have unprotected sex with practically strangers makes this not at all surprising.
Posted by danilo
Member since Nov 2008
20068 posts
Posted on 9/20/22 at 12:34 am to
Think they had an orgy at the festival?
Posted by LSUSkip
Central, LA
Member since Jul 2012
17528 posts
Posted on 9/20/22 at 2:00 am to
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The amount of people who have unprotected sex with practically strangers makes this not at all surprising.


But it's the best kind.
Posted by TaderSalad
mudbug territory
Member since Jul 2014
24634 posts
Posted on 9/20/22 at 4:25 am to
2 weeks to flatten the curve. If it saves one dick
Posted by yellowfin
Coastal Bar
Member since May 2006
97615 posts
Posted on 9/20/22 at 4:48 am to
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Idgaf how good a chick looks or how fine she is...wrap it up fellas


Two things in this world I don’t frick with……

Rattlesnakes and condoms
Posted by Shexter
Prairieville
Member since Feb 2014
13851 posts
Posted on 9/20/22 at 6:08 am to
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At the risk of knighting for known ho Paris Hilton, that looks like a common fever blister to me.


Fever blisters and cold sores ARE herpes.

quote:

The blisters associated with cold sores appear on the lips or the edges of the lips. If, however, the herpes simplex virus (HSV-1) is passed to other parts of the body, such as the nose, eyes or genitals, you may experience fever blisters there, too.
Posted by thejudge
Westlake, LA
Member since Sep 2009
14039 posts
Posted on 9/20/22 at 6:14 am to
Wonder if it has anything to do with the massive influx at the southern border that's wide open?
Posted by molsusports
Member since Jul 2004
36107 posts
Posted on 9/20/22 at 6:45 am to
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Wonder if it has anything to do with the massive influx at the southern border that's wide open?



Subtle Monkeypox double extendre
Posted by Bestbank Tiger
Premium Member
Member since Jan 2005
70916 posts
Posted on 9/20/22 at 6:51 am to
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Harvey’s group and some other public health organizations are pushing a proposal for more federal funding, including at least $500 million for STD clinics.


Money prevents STDs?

All this time I thought I just had to keep it in my pants. I guess that's what happens when a meathead ex-jock is the sex ed teacher. You learn nothing.
Posted by joshnorris14
Florida
Member since Jan 2009
45205 posts
Posted on 9/20/22 at 6:53 am to
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I haven’t


HSV-1, while possible to spread during sexual contact, is not limited to spread during sexual contact and is not considered an STD. The vast majority of the world has contracted the virus. Many of the people who have it have never had an outbreak of oral sores.

I had my first outbreak shortly after high school (prior to being sexually active) and generally get them concurret with other illnesses but they have gotten less and less severe over time to the point that they are barely noticeable now.
Posted by MorbidTheClown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
65684 posts
Posted on 9/20/22 at 7:12 am to
shut it down?
Posted by udtiger
Over your left shoulder
Member since Nov 2006
98555 posts
Posted on 9/20/22 at 7:13 am to
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Wonder if it has anything to do with the massive influx at the southern border that's wide open


Doubtful. More the push for raw dogging the last decade.

No, the illegals are responsible for the measles, TB, typhoid and polio outbreaks
Posted by Stevo
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2004
11371 posts
Posted on 9/20/22 at 7:18 am to
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North Baton Rouge and LSU definitely have a high rate of STDs. I am the source.


stop infecting people.
Posted by BurlesonCountyAg
Member since Jan 2014
2978 posts
Posted on 9/20/22 at 7:21 am to
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Oh please. “Out of control” is just buzzwords from shitty reporters.


Is it surging?
Posted by MBclass83
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
9347 posts
Posted on 9/20/22 at 11:20 am to
I'm not the source of the infections. I am the source of the stats.
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