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re: Dog poop in yard

Posted on 11/22/21 at 2:51 pm to
Posted by PolarPop5
Baton Rouge, La
Member since Aug 2017
273 posts
Posted on 11/22/21 at 2:51 pm to
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I've got 7 dogs and barely ever see any dog shite on my property


Probably because your nasty muts eat each other’s shite. Then lick you and your wife’s face.
Posted by CarRamrod
Spurbury, VT
Member since Dec 2006
57472 posts
Posted on 11/22/21 at 2:59 pm to
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Youre the only person in the world with a dog whose shite disappears after 2 days


He's also the only person in the world that has seen it happen a million times


i dont doubt him. His husband probably picked up the shite every other day.
Posted by LSU fan 246
Member since Oct 2005
90567 posts
Posted on 11/22/21 at 3:00 pm to
Unless your dog has the worst diarrhea ever and a huge rainstorm follows said poop, dog crap will never just disappear in 2-3 days.
Posted by jchamil
Member since Nov 2009
16542 posts
Posted on 11/22/21 at 3:02 pm to
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I guess you’re unfamiliar with hyperbole. You’ve heard the phrase ”I’ve seen it a million times” before right? Surely you don’t think all those times it was actually a million?


I don't think dog shite has ever disappeared after 2 days even once going back to the beginning of time
Posted by Undertow
Member since Sep 2016
7332 posts
Posted on 11/22/21 at 3:08 pm to
It won’t just disappear like a magic act. It will disappear over a period of time via disintegration.
Posted by tgrbaitn08
Member since Dec 2007
146214 posts
Posted on 11/22/21 at 3:10 pm to
quote:

It won’t just disappear like a magic act. It will disappear over a period of time via disintegration.



But it will disappear in 2-3 days?
Posted by Undertow
Member since Sep 2016
7332 posts
Posted on 11/22/21 at 3:11 pm to
It’s probably the most common interval of disintegration.
Posted by Steadyhands
Slightly above I-10
Member since May 2016
6818 posts
Posted on 11/22/21 at 3:20 pm to
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Probably because your nasty muts eat each other’s shite. Then lick you and your wife’s face.


Spoken like a true animal hater. No, they don't eat shite and they don't lick. I love my dogs, but I have them trained to not lick. I will smack a dog if it tries to lick my hand, don't care who's dog it is, frick that shite.
Posted by PolarPop5
Baton Rouge, La
Member since Aug 2017
273 posts
Posted on 11/22/21 at 3:25 pm to
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I have them trained to not lick.


I’m willing to bet you do not have 7 dogs “trained” not to lick.
Posted by monsterballads
Make LSU Great Again
Member since Jun 2013
29267 posts
Posted on 11/22/21 at 3:26 pm to
option 2
Posted by ScoobyDont
Member since Sep 2016
816 posts
Posted on 11/22/21 at 5:11 pm to
I find it hilarious when someone says something stupid, then doubles down. You are wrong, and you know that you are wrong.
Posted by Daequalizer
Member since Aug 2021
1310 posts
Posted on 11/22/21 at 5:20 pm to
Find the address of the person who did it... take the poop in a brown paper bag, lite it on fire, drop in front of the door, ring the bell
Posted by ScottAndrew
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Aug 2009
961 posts
Posted on 11/22/21 at 5:25 pm to
I apologize for still not having gone to the store for more poop pickup bags. Too much holiday prep going on. I will definitely go in anticipation of brown Friday.
This post was edited on 11/22/21 at 5:26 pm
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