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re: NY Times wants to cancel Eric Clapton, Jerry Lee Lewis, Johnny Cash,& even Elvis Presley

Posted on 11/4/21 at 10:27 pm to
Posted by OMLandshark
Member since Apr 2009
109908 posts
Posted on 11/4/21 at 10:27 pm to
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What did Elvis Presley do to these people?
Do they understand he died August 16, 1977?


Fun family fact about Elvis. My Dad and his friends were up on Beale one night getting shitfaced. They decide to drunkenly drive to Elvis’ place at Graceland thinking they’d let them party with him. They get there and there are probably 20 chicks outside the gate. When they get there Elvis rolls up, opens the gate, waves at them and then walks inside. My Dad and his drunk friends were disappointed and drove back to Oxford.

Next day my Dad gets a call from one of his friends who tells him just to turn on the TV. Elvis was dead. My Dad was one of the last 30 or so people to see Elvis alive. Here is Elvis’ final photo waving at my trashed dad and a bunch of coeds who wanted to frick Elvis:

This post was edited on 11/4/21 at 10:29 pm
Posted by Boomdaddy65201
BoCoMo
Member since Mar 2020
2672 posts
Posted on 11/4/21 at 10:40 pm to
The King isn’t dead he just went back home.
Posted by Badface
Member since May 2020
1536 posts
Posted on 11/4/21 at 10:45 pm to
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Fun family fact about Elvis…..


Dude, that is a pretty cool story!

YES I need to edit that I am not being sarcastic either.

This post was edited on 11/4/21 at 11:02 pm
Posted by HubbaBubba
F_uck Joe Biden, TX
Member since Oct 2010
45947 posts
Posted on 11/4/21 at 10:45 pm to
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OMLandshark
That's a cool story, bra'. No sarcasm.
Posted by Rebel
Graceland
Member since Jan 2005
131567 posts
Posted on 11/5/21 at 12:50 am to
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My Dad and his friends were up on Beale one night getting shitfaced. They decide to drunkenly drive to Elvis’ place at Graceland thinking they’d let them party with him. They get there and there are probably 20 chicks outside the gate. When they get there Elvis rolls up, opens the gate, waves at them and then walks inside. My Dad and his drunk friends were disappointed and drove back to Oxford. Next day my Dad gets a call from one of his friends who tells him just to turn on the TV. Elvis was dead.


1) Beale Street was boarded up in 1977 and there were no bars. The Peabody was completely closed and boarded up. - your dad wasn’t on Beale.

2) Elvis almost never ever used his front gate unless it was for intentional publicity. Graceland had a secret driveway entrance via the church next door.
Posted by 0x2102
Southeastern Texas
Member since Dec 2020
1700 posts
Posted on 11/5/21 at 10:45 am to
That was so awesome. No sarcasm.
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