re: How does your wife initiate sex with you?

It will typically go down like this
Both laying in bed doing our own thing, reading book, iPad, whatever and wife will say: what are you doing?
Well, me and younger days would get be like: wtf does it look like I’m doing? I’m reading. 22 yrs of marriage I’ve finally figured out it’s go time

The worst is when they give you the tiniest most minuscule hint only noticeable to the smartest 1%, and the next morning while we’re bolting out the door for work, she’ll say, I wanted to have sex last night. And I’m just sitting there with the most disturbed dumb founded look on my face spending the whole day wtf the clue was