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Gorilla with a Chainsaw Penis
Posted on 9/22/08 at 11:46 am
Posted on 9/22/08 at 11:46 am
Am I the only one that really despises this description of our team?
I mean...what the hell? Who do you use this reference to other than rantards online?
Has anyone ever actually said this out loud to another person?
I'm all for cool nicknames and whatnot, but a chainsaw for a penis? I mean, if you're gonna say its an 800lb gorilla with chainsaw genitalia shouldn't it be called a D**K not a penis? It just sounds so stupid. We can imply that its going to rape you literally to pieces with its genitalia but we can't use an offensive word for the name of said genitalia.
Please, lets stop using this.
Chainsaws for hands? How about an 800lb gorilla carrying a chainsaw? Why is it his penis?
I just dont get it.
I mean...what the hell? Who do you use this reference to other than rantards online?
Has anyone ever actually said this out loud to another person?
I'm all for cool nicknames and whatnot, but a chainsaw for a penis? I mean, if you're gonna say its an 800lb gorilla with chainsaw genitalia shouldn't it be called a D**K not a penis? It just sounds so stupid. We can imply that its going to rape you literally to pieces with its genitalia but we can't use an offensive word for the name of said genitalia.
Please, lets stop using this.
Chainsaws for hands? How about an 800lb gorilla carrying a chainsaw? Why is it his penis?
I just dont get it.
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Posted on 9/22/08 at 11:48 am to Ye_Olde_Tiger
:ban: Oh vey....
:dope:Posted on 9/22/08 at 11:49 am to Ye_Olde_Tiger
Posted on 9/22/08 at 11:49 am to Lsupimp
You really like it that much?
Posted on 9/22/08 at 11:49 am to Ye_Olde_Tiger
quote:
I just dont get it.
shut up sienfeld
Posted on 9/22/08 at 11:49 am to harper6464
gorillas actually have the smallest penis of all the primates. i would rather it be a blue whale with a chainsaw penis.
Posted on 9/22/08 at 11:50 am to crazy4lsu
you know it was started by someone on a radio show right?
Posted on 9/22/08 at 11:50 am to crazy4lsu
Yeah...thats scary.
I wonder what those mating sounds would be like?
I wonder what those mating sounds would be like?
Posted on 9/22/08 at 11:52 am to Ye_Olde_Tiger
Great rant. How about an 800 lb Chainsaw with a rabid silverback gorilla for a penis? Is that better?
Posted on 9/22/08 at 11:54 am to oob02
No, I didn't know that. What radio show?
And btw, just because someone on a radio show says it doesn't mean we should repeat it.
And btw, just because someone on a radio show says it doesn't mean we should repeat it.
Posted on 9/22/08 at 11:55 am to Ye_Olde_Tiger
quit talking about dicks you dips
Posted on 9/22/08 at 11:56 am to FrisceauxTiger
It's a creative and funny descriptive. I have found that really dour people and excessively literal people despise it. People named Francis. And accountants.
Posted on 9/22/08 at 11:58 am to Ye_Olde_Tiger
It was started by Spencer Hall, aka "Orson Swindle," on his blog, EDSBS.
Posted on 9/22/08 at 11:59 am to oob02
quote:
you know it was started by someone on a radio show right?
No, it wasn't
Posted on 9/22/08 at 12:00 pm to Ye_Olde_Tiger
quote:
Chainsaws for hands? How about an 800lb gorilla carrying a chainsaw? Why is it his penis?
See below for clarification
Posted on 9/22/08 at 12:01 pm to Lsupimp
Creative? Yes.
Funny? No.
Descriptive? Extremely.
My middle name is Francis, got a problem with that? Not an accounant though.
Taxidermy.
Its more like a plot-line for a bad sci-fi movie:
Agent 17: Sir, the experiment didn't go as planned. There were....complications.
Agent 29: What complications?
Gorilla: AAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRGHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
(Sounds of chainsaw revving)
(Bloodsplatter)
(Agent 17's arms and head flying into the wall)
I digress.
Funny? No.
Descriptive? Extremely.
My middle name is Francis, got a problem with that? Not an accounant though.
Taxidermy.
Its more like a plot-line for a bad sci-fi movie:
Agent 17: Sir, the experiment didn't go as planned. There were....complications.
Agent 29: What complications?
Gorilla: AAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRGHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
(Sounds of chainsaw revving)
(Bloodsplatter)
(Agent 17's arms and head flying into the wall)
I digress.
Posted on 9/22/08 at 12:03 pm to Ye_Olde_Tiger
I withdraw my literal comments.
Posted on 9/22/08 at 12:04 pm to Ye_Olde_Tiger
It was a Bama fan who called into Paul Finebaum's radio show last year. It was hilarious. I don't have the audio clip, it was passed around a lot last year.
Posted on 9/22/08 at 12:10 pm to TenTex
quote:
It was a Bama fan who called into Paul Finebaum's radio show last year.
who stole it from EDSBS
Posted on 9/22/08 at 12:18 pm to Towelie
We should make sure we have our facts straight about this!
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