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re: Taliban's New Special Forces Unit flush with cash and weapons

Posted on 8/23/21 at 3:34 am to
Posted by pankReb
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Posted on 8/23/21 at 3:34 am to
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You certainly aren't. She would kick your arse.




She could probably give both of us a run for our money on dick size.
Posted by auggie
Opelika, Alabama
Member since Aug 2013
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Posted on 8/23/21 at 3:36 am to
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Sure, I guess I am doing it a little differently but, not on purpose. It's just how I communicate. I don't know what type of style it would be called but, that's always been me. I'm just as disgusted as everyone else and I suppose heaping doses of sarcasm is my method of drawing attention to things rather than grinding my teeth to nubs.

I wouldn't call it sarcasm, as much as intentionally antagonistic. If you want to make the best use of sarcasm, probably should try mixing some humor in there.
Posted by auggie
Opelika, Alabama
Member since Aug 2013
28138 posts
Posted on 8/23/21 at 3:40 am to
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She could probably give both of us a run for our money on dick size.

Why do you think moms have dicks? Did your mom teach you that? I can see why you are so fricked up.
Posted by pankReb
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Member since Mar 2009
64687 posts
Posted on 8/23/21 at 3:41 am to
I didn't say all moms. Just yours.

Sorry for the confusion.
Posted by auggie
Opelika, Alabama
Member since Aug 2013
28138 posts
Posted on 8/23/21 at 3:47 am to
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I didn't say all moms

Nobody else would think about a mom having a dick. Only you would do that, and you said it. The only one confused is you, and it had to come from your upbringing. Get help.
Posted by JerryRTiger
Member since Jun 2021
389 posts
Posted on 8/23/21 at 3:49 am to
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It was pretty obvious that you were being sarcastic and not trying to actually heroize the Taliban


Thanks, Pank. It's just another way to deal with such a catastrophe. Instead of just wallowing in sorrow or shame, I try to highlight the ludicrous and unnecessary nature of the whole, stinking mess.
Posted by AURaptor
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Posted on 8/23/21 at 4:17 am to
That’s our money
Posted by JerryRTiger
Member since Jun 2021
389 posts
Posted on 8/23/21 at 4:31 am to
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I wouldn't call it sarcasm, as much as intentionally antagonistic. If you want to make the best use of sarcasm, probably should try mixing some humor in there.


Even people who support a team like auburn should think this:

quote:

The most dangerous, deadly,skilled and trained warriors in the world at this time


is satirical.

This post was edited on 8/23/21 at 4:35 am
Posted by JerryRTiger
Member since Jun 2021
389 posts
Posted on 8/23/21 at 5:17 am to
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You could tell everyone what you intend to do about all of this mess, and maybe recruit some people into your plan.


No, no, not me Mr. FBI/CIA/NSA. You aren't going to lure me into your prison cell.
Posted by auggie
Opelika, Alabama
Member since Aug 2013
28138 posts
Posted on 8/23/21 at 5:19 am to
The Babylon Bee, you aint.
Posted by pankReb
Defending National Champs Fan
Member since Mar 2009
64687 posts
Posted on 8/23/21 at 5:21 am to
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Even people who support a team like auburn should think this:

quote:
The most dangerous, deadly,skilled and trained warriors in the world at this time


is satirical.




well he's a complete idiot so....
Posted by auggie
Opelika, Alabama
Member since Aug 2013
28138 posts
Posted on 8/23/21 at 5:21 am to
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No, no, not me Mr. FBI/CIA/NSA. You aren't going to lure me into your prison cell.

Now see, that was kind of funny, try more of that.
Posted by pankReb
Defending National Champs Fan
Member since Mar 2009
64687 posts
Posted on 8/23/21 at 5:22 am to
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Nobody else would think about a mom having a dick. Only you would do that, and you said it. The only one confused is you, and it had to come from your upbringing. Get help.



Yeah I wouldn't have thought your mom had a dick either. It was a pretty traumatic experience for me.


But oh well....her bussy was slamming though.
Posted by auggie
Opelika, Alabama
Member since Aug 2013
28138 posts
Posted on 8/23/21 at 5:26 am to
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well he's a complete idiot so....

Posted by auggie
Opelika, Alabama
Member since Aug 2013
28138 posts
Posted on 8/23/21 at 5:29 am to
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Yeah I wouldn't have thought your mom had a dick either. It was a pretty traumatic experience for me. But oh well....her bussy was slamming though.

Yeah, well she's 85, you seem more fricked up every time you post.
Posted by pankReb
Defending National Champs Fan
Member since Mar 2009
64687 posts
Posted on 8/23/21 at 5:30 am to
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Yeah, well she's 85, you seem more fricked up every time you post.




Key word there is *was*. Sorry about your poor understanding of the English language.


This was like 20 years ago.
Posted by JerryRTiger
Member since Jun 2021
389 posts
Posted on 8/23/21 at 5:33 am to
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well he's a complete idiot so....


It's hard to reason with a PlainsTigerMenEagleWar fan.
Posted by auggie
Opelika, Alabama
Member since Aug 2013
28138 posts
Posted on 8/23/21 at 5:33 am to
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This was like 20 years ago.

So, when she was 65? Geez kid, how desperate can you get?
Posted by JerryRTiger
Member since Jun 2021
389 posts
Posted on 8/23/21 at 5:35 am to
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Now see, that was kind of funny, try more of that.


You are the law.
Posted by pankReb
Defending National Champs Fan
Member since Mar 2009
64687 posts
Posted on 8/23/21 at 5:36 am to
It was fun. Afterwards we watched Price is Right and she gave me a watermelon candy
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