Handicap Parking at Coffee Shop

At a Coffee shop I frequent, Some Geeky Bozo parked in the Lone Handicap spot available. I was going to meet a couple of Old friends of mine, and that spot was taken.
My friend that was to meet up with me lost his legs in the Service and has a Handicap van.
So I go inside and order a Diet Coke, and wouldn't you know it the guy that stole that spot reserved for someone like my Buddy who lost his legs, Tries to stare me down!!
Man I was fixin' to charge at him and skull drag that piece of swine! WEll he must have seen my Rage cuz he quickly started stuttering turning away and talking to his Lady friend.
Well anyway I call the Coffee shop, because not only that useless piece of swine stole not only the Handicap spot,,,,He and his Lady friend were sitting at the "group' table where me and my Buds usually sit!
I sat out there a bit and when I get really REALLY Angry!..I need to take an Ibuprofen..which was all out, so I went back inside and the Young girl, the Barista gave me one.
I looked back at that group table and the guy was shaking with his head buried in his hands cryin' like a little baby with his lady friend trying to console him!
Like I said I go to this place quite often and he's a newbie and he's gunna learn his lesson! So I call the Coffee shop and got the Barista to put the spineless jelly fish on the line...well needless to say he was speechless and scared,,,maybe he'll think twice about thinking he can park where ever he pleases and take up space whereevr he desires!
Oh yeah, well he left his car door unlocked and I took a big bodacious dump in the back seat!
That'll teach him!