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re: Are any celebrity-owned liquor brands worth a damn?

Posted on 7/15/21 at 10:03 am to
Posted by DukeSilver
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Posted on 7/15/21 at 10:03 am to
Maynard James Keenan from Tool makes some pretty great wines. The 2 brands I've had are "Merkin" (I know stupid name) and Caduseus.
Posted by Willie Stroker
Member since Sep 2008
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Posted on 7/15/21 at 12:28 pm to
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The 2 brands I've had are "Merkin" (I know stupid name)

A merkin is a pussy toupe historically used by diseased skanks back in the day when pubic hair loss and shaving the pubes often signaled trouble to potential customers. Wearing a merkin was a way to keep the revenue stream flowing by disguising the risk.

Makes me wonder if there’s a previously untapped group of wine drinkers that Keenan is targeting. How could Napa Valley have overlooked this demographic for so many years?
Posted by Epic Cajun
Lafayette, LA
Member since Feb 2013
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Posted on 7/16/21 at 11:54 am to
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Maynard James Keenan from Tool makes some pretty great wines. The 2 brands I've had are "Merkin" (I know stupid name) and Caduseus.
I've had one of these, I don't remember which one, but it was good stuff.
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