re: People who live on a golf course being A$$holes

We had a lady like this where my friends and I played in high school. She fricked with the wrong group of teenage shitheads out there. We all had memberships and nothing to do all summer but play. We started taking a stroke off your score if you hit her house and you got to place the ball in the middle of the fairway and hit 2. She ended up moving a few months later.