re: Why are Americans so infatuated with Israel?

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How about God himself come down here and fix all this mess??

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A Rabbi, a priest, and a reverend are having lunch one day and start arguing about what the proper amount of money to give to the church is. The priest says, "A person should draw a circle on the ground and then take all of his money and throw it up into the air. Whatever lands in the circle is God's share and should be given to the church". The reverend thought a bit and then disagreed with the priest. "There is more ground outside of the circle and the glory is His, so it makes sense that we should throw the money up in the air and whatever lands outside the circle will go to His church." The rabbi immediately started shaking his head. "Oy vey! Boys, boys, we draw a circle on the ground and throw the money into the air. Whatever God wants, he keeps!"