re: Colorado Mom nearly busted at Six Flags — after guard says her shorts were too short

On the one hand, as a red-blooded American man, I love the fact women are willing to parade around with their arse cheeks on display for my viewing pleasure.

But on the other hand, to a small degree, I lament the fact our society has degraded to the point it’s acceptable for women to parade around with their arse cheeks on display for my viewing pleasure.