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Husband protects wife against rabid bobcat attack in the burbs

Posted on 4/15/21 at 7:16 pm
Posted by PhDoogan
Member since Sep 2018
14977 posts
Posted on 4/15/21 at 7:16 pm


YT

So what's this got to do with politics? Well, clearly this teaching moment supports traditional nuclear family values as well as pro-Second Amendment policies as the epidemic of rabid bobcat attacks in suburban areas rages. See how fast that fricker runs in attack mode? Definitely going to want to have more than 10 rounds just in case he outflanks you and hurling across the yard only angers them, leading to more violent attacks.
This post was edited on 4/15/21 at 7:18 pm
Posted by David, Larry David
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2011
1965 posts
Posted on 4/15/21 at 7:21 pm to
That baw calmly grabbed that bobcat like it was nothing and then chunked it across the yard lmao
Posted by roadGator
Member since Feb 2009
154573 posts
Posted on 4/15/21 at 7:25 pm to
Imagine if it had been Otto that guy grabbed
Posted by PhDoogan
Member since Sep 2018
14977 posts
Posted on 4/15/21 at 7:31 pm to
quote:

That baw calmly grabbed that bobcat like it was nothing and then chunked it across the yard lmao


His morning went from "Hi neighbor! Oooh, looks like the old wagon needs a bath" to "frick YOU, CAT FROM HELL!!!" in 0.4 seconds.
Posted by GooseSix
Member since Jun 2012
21927 posts
Posted on 4/15/21 at 7:31 pm to
Posted by CheEngineer
Louisiana
Member since Aug 2019
4234 posts
Posted on 4/15/21 at 7:33 pm to
I would kick the shite out of a bobcat to protect my family but I doubt it would cross my mind to pick that fricker up. That’s pretty fricking alpha. I certainly would have pulled pistol at the toss and started shooting immediately.
Posted by JesusQuintana
St Louis
Member since Oct 2013
33369 posts
Posted on 4/15/21 at 7:34 pm to
Women, take heed.

This is why you don’t marry a beta bitch
Posted by Diamondawg
Mississippi
Member since Oct 2006
37067 posts
Posted on 4/15/21 at 7:34 pm to
How do we know it was rabid? Did they capture it and test it? But, I applaud the husband. I hope I would have done the same.
Posted by Robin Masters
Birmingham
Member since Jul 2010
34893 posts
Posted on 4/15/21 at 7:35 pm to
Hopefully ole boy parlayed one pussy beat-down into another.
Posted by Roger Klarvin
DFW
Member since Nov 2012
46671 posts
Posted on 4/15/21 at 7:35 pm to
Hopefully she didn’t get bit/scratched. It’s VERY unusual for a bobcat to aggressively approach an adult human and I’d be concerned about rabies in this situation.
Posted by nes2010
Member since Jun 2014
7557 posts
Posted on 4/15/21 at 7:35 pm to
Is it a random attack or did she have it in that cat carrier?
Nm, saw the full video.
This post was edited on 4/15/21 at 7:39 pm
Posted by aubie101
Russia
Member since Nov 2010
3584 posts
Posted on 4/15/21 at 7:36 pm to
Um this guy robbed the woman the chance to confront the bobcat on her own. This man was feeding the patriarchal power and he should apologize.

Liberal thought
Posted by Roger Klarvin
DFW
Member since Nov 2012
46671 posts
Posted on 4/15/21 at 7:41 pm to
You can see the bobcat run across the street at the 3 second mark.

Again, VERY unusual especially given that it occurred during daylight hours. Bobcats usually avoid adults at all cost, and this one actively sprinted across a large distance to attack one. Most human interactions with them occur when they’re going after small pets in the yard or small children.
Posted by Bass Tiger
Member since Oct 2014
53682 posts
Posted on 4/15/21 at 7:42 pm to
quote:

That baw calmly grabbed that bobcat like it was nothing and then chunked it across the yard lmao


It looked like he was telling the bobcat,

“you done f’d up and I’m gonna give you a chance to run for your life puss!”
Posted by PhDoogan
Member since Sep 2018
14977 posts
Posted on 4/15/21 at 7:43 pm to
quote:

I would kick the shite out of a bobcat to protect my family but I doubt it would cross my mind to pick that fricker up.


I had to watch the video several times, but it looked like it had latched on to her back.

It appears they are all well, but holee schnikees.
Posted by oldskule
Down South
Member since Mar 2016
23196 posts
Posted on 4/15/21 at 7:43 pm to
And he was packing heat too!
Posted by TOSOV
Member since Jan 2016
8922 posts
Posted on 4/15/21 at 7:46 pm to
Where was the bobcat to surprise her?
And where was this?
Posted by PhDoogan
Member since Sep 2018
14977 posts
Posted on 4/15/21 at 7:46 pm to
quote:

Women, take heed.

This is why you don’t marry a beta bitch


Definitely. Here is a rare photo of a bobcat luring innocent suburban women into attacks through a false sense of security with their awesome yoga practice.

Posted by PhDoogan
Member since Sep 2018
14977 posts
Posted on 4/15/21 at 7:49 pm to
quote:

Where was the bobcat to surprise her?


Watch around the 0:03-0:05 second mark in the upper left hand corner of the screen as he darts across the street and runs behind the car for the ambush.

quote:

And where was this?


No idea.
Posted by highcotton2
Alabama
Member since Feb 2010
10339 posts
Posted on 4/15/21 at 7:50 pm to
That is fake. You do not pick up a bobcat, much less carry it for several seconds before throwing it, and live to tell about it.
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