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Posted on 4/10/21 at 4:34 am
Posted on 4/10/21 at 4:34 am
Joke of the day:
Why women make better assassins....
The CIA had an opening for an assassin.
After all the background checks, interviews and testing were done, there were three finalists: two men and a woman.
For the final test, the CIA agents took one of the men to a large metal door and handed him a gun.
"We must know that you will follow your instructions no matter what the circumstances . Inside the room you will find your wife sitting in a chair. Kill her."
"You can't be serious. I could never shoot my wife".
The agent said, "Then you are not the right man for this job. Take your wife and go home".
The second man was given the same instructions. He took the gun and went into the room. All was quiet for about five minutes. The man came out with tears in his eyes,
"I tried, but I can't kill my wife."
The agent said, "You don't have what it takes, so take your wife and go home"
Finally, it was the woman's turn. She was given the same instructions to kill her husband. She took the gun and went into the room. Shots were heard one after another.
They heard screaming, crashing, and banging on the walls. After a few minutes, all was quiet. The door opened slowly and there stood the woman, wiping sweat from her brow.
"The gun was loaded with blanks" she said.
"I had to kill him with the chair"
Why women make better assassins....
The CIA had an opening for an assassin.
After all the background checks, interviews and testing were done, there were three finalists: two men and a woman.
For the final test, the CIA agents took one of the men to a large metal door and handed him a gun.
"We must know that you will follow your instructions no matter what the circumstances . Inside the room you will find your wife sitting in a chair. Kill her."
"You can't be serious. I could never shoot my wife".
The agent said, "Then you are not the right man for this job. Take your wife and go home".
The second man was given the same instructions. He took the gun and went into the room. All was quiet for about five minutes. The man came out with tears in his eyes,
"I tried, but I can't kill my wife."
The agent said, "You don't have what it takes, so take your wife and go home"
Finally, it was the woman's turn. She was given the same instructions to kill her husband. She took the gun and went into the room. Shots were heard one after another.
They heard screaming, crashing, and banging on the walls. After a few minutes, all was quiet. The door opened slowly and there stood the woman, wiping sweat from her brow.
"The gun was loaded with blanks" she said.
"I had to kill him with the chair"
Posted on 4/10/21 at 4:36 am to dyslexiateechur
Well I’m up earlier than expected with this strong storm
Good morning all
Good morning all
Posted on 4/10/21 at 4:38 am to dyslexiateechur
morning gang...power out in IEJT...
heck of a storm...
Posted on 4/10/21 at 4:40 am to dyslexiateechur
quote:
"The gun was loaded with blanks" she said.
"I had to kill him with the chair"
ok teechur...last times I heard this one it was the other way around...
Posted on 4/10/21 at 4:43 am to dyslexiateechur
Yep. Guess I’m functioning on 3 hours of sleep today. It’s too hot/quiet with the power out to sleep.
I’ll go ride early today
I’ll go ride early today
Posted on 4/10/21 at 4:52 am to Aspercel
quote:
’ll go ride early today
Sounds like a nice morning to me.
Posted on 4/10/21 at 4:55 am to dyslexiateechur
quote:
You’re up way early
Good Morning Teech. And the OT. And I’m up late. Rain starting.
Posted on 4/10/21 at 4:56 am to dyslexiateechur
Main event of this storm rolling into east St Tammany now. Been up since 2am, so good morning to all I guess...
Posted on 4/10/21 at 5:05 am to dyslexiateechur
Good morning.
Lost power and back on now.
Lost power and back on now.
Posted on 4/10/21 at 5:08 am to Macfly
Up and still no power for me. Can’t even make a cup of coffee..
Posted on 4/10/21 at 5:29 am to Rockbrc
Good Morning Everybody Raining hard here in Lower Alabama
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