re: What’s the point of drinking 1-2 beers?

"Yeah, I like to cut my aspirin in thirds and only take 1/3 an aspirin when I have a headache...my headache doesn't really go away but at least I don't feel like I'm addicted to drugs."

Or

I take 2 aspirin because that's the dosage to get rid of the headache, just like a 6 pack is the dosage for when you want to drink.

Only time 1-2 is acceptable is when you're at a restaurant, or a dinner party....home on a Tuesday, it's 0 or 6