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Texas to vote on whether to force all other states to secede
Posted on 2/8/21 at 11:16 am
Posted on 2/8/21 at 11:16 am
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If the measure passes, Texans plan to then go to all the other states and fire their many many guns in the air while yelling, “Git!” until the other states drop out of the union. Texas will then put the nation’s capital somewhere more sensible, like Lubbock.
Not all Texans support this idea. “Don’t seem neighborly,” said “Tex” Conklin, another Texan. “Plus, I don’t think we gots to kick out all the states. Like, I ain’t got nut’n against Idaho. Maybe we just kick out California.” He and every Texan within earshot then spit at the mention of that name.
Babylon Bee
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This post was edited on 2/8/21 at 11:26 am
Posted on 2/8/21 at 11:18 am to EKG
I'd rather stay with Texas, thanks.
Posted on 2/8/21 at 5:57 pm to EKG
With all the immigrants coming from the West and the illegal aliens wading across the southern border, Texas will be bright blue by 2024. Y’all here to stay, cowboy.
Posted on 2/8/21 at 6:45 pm to EKG
'Cause God blessed Texas with His own hand
Brought down angels from the Promised Land
He gave them a place where they could dance
If you wanna see Heaven, brother, here's your chance
I've been sent to spread the message
'God blessed Texas'
- Little Texas
Wasn't born in the great state of Texas, but fate brought me here. God willing I intend to finish my days on this sacred soil.
"Ya'll can all go to hell, I'm going to Texas" - Davy Crockett
Brought down angels from the Promised Land
He gave them a place where they could dance
If you wanna see Heaven, brother, here's your chance
I've been sent to spread the message
'God blessed Texas'
- Little Texas
Wasn't born in the great state of Texas, but fate brought me here. God willing I intend to finish my days on this sacred soil.
"Ya'll can all go to hell, I'm going to Texas" - Davy Crockett
This post was edited on 2/8/21 at 6:53 pm
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