So let's take it easy on the guy huh??? Maybe the jets in his indoor hot tub are busted and he only has a medium level of comfort at the moment...I mean you don't know...Maybe he found out that he has to actually worry about his job next season or something??? Not that he'd lose it or anything like that but hey you never know just what the most stable front office on the pro level is gonna do...I'm sure he was up all this week until times like 9 pm...maybe even 10...and God forbid he was so troubled over losing a guy who means so much to him and his own success in life...Its as if you guys don't see that a man like Sean Payton realizes he just more important than Ryan Nielsen in this life according to himself...

So that clearly justifies him doing anything he can to not only help only himself but by hurting the LSU program that will have to restart the entire process over again, well maybe they'll learn to not suck at defense so much and wouldn't need to come into Sean Payton's football world and expect not to get collectively punched in the dick like it feels happened...And as far as Neilsen is concerned, well he will get a raise and will be you know...the same exact thing he was before...but you know...more money...No title or control just yet for you though my man, and look we all know you are ready to move on and make your name in this profession but everyone in the know understands that your career and overall happiness in general is going to be controlled externally by Sean Payton and if you don't like that..well I'd say there's the door but you know you can't go anywhere anytime soon...So get comfortable my dude...

Maybe next time a team comes calling you might be smart enough to just tell them that your daddy won't let you come outside to play unless you are doing it in the front yard aka the Dome...And for God sakes stop going around trying to better your life and just sit back and enjoy the view from the sideline...Just make sure you check with daddy Sean before ever making any type of choice for your own life...As we've clearly come to find out when it comes to the direction of your life Mr. Nielsen, you need to remember that it's actually Payton that is doing the directing...

So in conclusion...You never know just how hard a man has it in life...Never just assume a man like Sean Payton has everything and start understanding that as long as he's happy and everyone else involved with the sitch is either stuck going no where like Nielsen or stuck going backwards like Coach O...I mean it's not like what Payton did was anything but the most honorable of ways to make sure that he and only he gets what he wants...and in this case Sean wants a guy to ride his backup coaching spots for another few years until he either promotes him or decides he's not as pretty and young as he was before... And it is only then that you can assume making decisions for your life will be accepted by Daddy Sean...

Everyone make sure to send Sean your very best wishes to his private home in the form of your very best human waste. He loves shitting on the dreams of those around him so make sure to return the favor and give him everything you can muster...It's not like taking out a handful of bullshite and shoving it in the throats of an entire state is anything our of the ordinary for a real class act like Sean "Your boss and therefore your God" Payton...

Can't wait to see what he decides to do next that is something only a teenage girl would do...because the amount of pettiness that was involved here is stuff only seen when girls learning to be women decide to mess with each other...in this case it's a grown man doing this to two fellow grown men...but hey...as long as Payton is happy and healthy then everything is gonna be ok right??? Such a great day to be Sean Payton right!!!!