re: Shreveport is the biggest shite hole I've ever been to

The Gourds - Shreveport (youtube)

eta: lyrics

Midnight drive down on Jewella Rd.
Methamphetamines and carryin a lonely load
Roaches in the ashes, truck jamming “Limelight”
Look like it’s gonna be just me and Geddy Lee tonight

Shreveport, Oh Shreveport
Wonder where I’ll be when the sun comes t’ shine

Glasspacks hummin by Circle In The Square
Heavy Metal Rednecks and their frizzy blonde hair
F*ck a bunch a hair-do boys and their Spandex britches
And their big titty, fancy drunk arse bitches

Shreveport, Oh Shreveport
Wonder where I’ll be when the sun comes t’ shine

David Green called me to pick him up after work
Said to bring him some cold beer and a fresh clean shirt
Said he was already broke and he just got paid
We spent the rest of the night singin’ by his Mama’s grave

Shreveport, Oh Shreveport
Wonder where I’ll be when the sun comes t’ shine