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re: Man accused of masturbating in LSU parking lot, claims he was playing 'air drums'

Posted on 10/16/20 at 2:37 pm to
Posted by TDsngumbo
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Member since Oct 2011
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Posted on 10/16/20 at 2:37 pm to
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Man accused of masturbating in LSU parking lot

I'm sorry, it's yoga pant season and I couldn't help myself.


Edit: I just read the article and noticed this gem:
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When confronted by investigators on Oct. 1, Cousins admitted to watching women from the parking lot but denied the accusations that he fondled himself in his truck. Cousins told police that watching women was "the only thing he has left" and claimed he has a heart condition that prevented him from masturbating.


Wow, just for clarification, that is NOT me.
This post was edited on 10/16/20 at 2:40 pm
Posted by fallguy_1978
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Member since Feb 2018
48750 posts
Posted on 10/16/20 at 2:40 pm to
Can't waste a hard on at 72.
Posted by DeltaDoc
The Delta
Member since Jan 2008
16089 posts
Posted on 10/16/20 at 2:57 pm to
Hahahaha that’s funny. Still praying for you though!
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