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I almost killed my gf cat today

Posted on 10/8/20 at 1:44 am
Posted by mattchewbocca
houma, la
Member since Jun 2008
6531 posts
Posted on 10/8/20 at 1:44 am
We live together. Cat is notorious for chewing on and ruining power cords (fire stick thin cords). He’s also notorious for ruining furniture. I told her she needs to either get rid of him and or get him declawed to take care of at least half the problem. She thinks declawing cats is inhumane. We have been keeping him out our room as best we can so he doesn’t bite on the cords. But today he snuck in on me. Which he is very good at. And I turned on the firestick to settle in while going to sleep and it went out all of a sudden. It came back on for a sec then went out again. I look over at the tv stand and notice him behind it chewing on the fire stick power cord. Chased him out the room not before I got a decent hand on his behind. Come back to realize the cord was completely ruined. Wanted to kill this cat seriously. Now I work nights and bring fire stick with me for when it gets slow. But the girl friend insists I buy a new power cord to bring to work instead of replacing it with hers cuz she said it was my fault for letting it in the room. How the hell am I responsible for a goddamn cat that isn’t mine sneaking in and ruining my stuff?
Posted by TomBuchanan
East Egg, Long Island
Member since Jul 2019
6269 posts
Posted on 10/8/20 at 1:45 am to
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Posted by TigerOnTheMountain
Higher Elevation
Member since Oct 2014
41773 posts
Posted on 10/8/20 at 1:47 am to
Posts like this one make me thankful for the life I live.
Posted by PhilipMarlowe
Member since Mar 2013
21696 posts
Posted on 10/8/20 at 1:48 am to
Posted by SEClint
New Orleans, LA/Portland, OR
Member since Nov 2006
49479 posts
Posted on 10/8/20 at 1:49 am to
Get a smart TV, so you dont have to worry about a fire stick
Posted by Booyow
Member since Mar 2010
4178 posts
Posted on 10/8/20 at 1:53 am to
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But the girl friend insists I buy a new power cord to bring to work instead of replacing it with hers cuz she said it was my fault for letting it in the room.


She sounds fat
Posted by mattchewbocca
houma, la
Member since Jun 2008
6531 posts
Posted on 10/8/20 at 1:54 am to
Look I just want to know if killing them cat is justified ok?!?!
Posted by mattchewbocca
houma, la
Member since Jun 2008
6531 posts
Posted on 10/8/20 at 1:55 am to
quote:

quote:
But the girl friend insists I buy a new power cord to bring to work instead of replacing it with hers cuz she said it was my fault for letting it in the room.


She sounds fat


Well yea she’s pregnant
Posted by mattchewbocca
houma, la
Member since Jun 2008
6531 posts
Posted on 10/8/20 at 1:57 am to
quote:

Posts like this one make me thankful for the life I live.


I used to be you. I fricked up
Posted by Booyow
Member since Mar 2010
4178 posts
Posted on 10/8/20 at 1:57 am to
quote:

Well yea she’s pregnant


PLOT TWIST:




The cat is the father
Posted by mattchewbocca
houma, la
Member since Jun 2008
6531 posts
Posted on 10/8/20 at 1:58 am to
quote:

quote:
Well yea she’s pregnant


PLOT TWIST:




The cat is the father




Well know for sure in a month
Posted by mattchewbocca
houma, la
Member since Jun 2008
6531 posts
Posted on 10/8/20 at 2:00 am to
So DONT kill the cat? Or.....?
Posted by TigersSEC2010
Warren, Michigan
Member since Jan 2010
38181 posts
Posted on 10/8/20 at 2:03 am to
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Well yea she’s pregnant



This thread is now officially trashy.
Posted by mattchewbocca
houma, la
Member since Jun 2008
6531 posts
Posted on 10/8/20 at 2:05 am to
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This thread is now officially trashy.


Like your mother before or after I was done with her?
Posted by DavidTheGnome
Monroe
Member since Apr 2015
31319 posts
Posted on 10/8/20 at 2:14 am to
Is it a communist?
Posted by WhiskeyTangoFoxtrot
in the transfer portal
Member since Dec 2009
2408 posts
Posted on 10/8/20 at 2:18 am to

You sound like quite a little bitch.
Have a great night.
Posted by ForeverEllisHugh
Baton Rouge
Member since Aug 2016
16193 posts
Posted on 10/8/20 at 2:18 am to
quote:

Well yea she’s pregnant


Jeez man. You need to wrap up your cords AND your willy
Posted by mattchewbocca
houma, la
Member since Jun 2008
6531 posts
Posted on 10/8/20 at 2:25 am to
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You sound like quite a little bitch.
Have a great night


This girl is crazy
Posted by TigahJay
New Orleans
Member since Sep 2015
11030 posts
Posted on 10/8/20 at 2:30 am to
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Well yea she’s pregnant

Wait til the kid is born. Fake a scenario where the cat scratches the baby when she’s not there. Say you’re worried about the baby’s safety around the cat etc etc. Drop that sucker off in the woods somewhere.
Posted by Obtuse1
Westside Bodymore Yo
Member since Sep 2016
30032 posts
Posted on 10/8/20 at 2:34 am to
Go to wirecare.com and buy cable covers with the appropriate strength to thwart her feline.
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