re: The chits in the mail; literally

most people dont even realize mailboxes are no different the post office boxes, you frick with them or whats inside and its considered a federal crime and a felony offence.

some kids (im guessing) put a half eaten slice of pizza in my mailbox once. i mentioned it to the mail lady just in regular conversation and she wanted to call the police for me and she was serious

i laughed it off and told her i wasnt interested in getting the FBI involved over a slice of pizza in a mail box