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re: Golf Jokes
Posted on 8/2/20 at 9:48 pm to Swamp Angel
Posted on 8/2/20 at 9:48 pm to Swamp Angel
True story. Lee Trevino was struck by lightning while playing golf and hospitalized for 2 days. Later, in an interview, he was asked what he would do if he was on the course and a storm came through. He said "I would take out a 1 iron and hold it up to the sky because even God can't hit a 1 iron."
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Posted on 8/2/20 at 10:15 pm to ScoobyDont
"Marie" says Boudreaux late one night "if I die would you get married again" "Mas ya I guess" says Marie, "would you make love to him in our bed" ask Boudreaux, "I guess so because he would now be my husband" replied Marie.
Boudreaux ask "would you give your new husband my high-dollar golf clubs. Marie says "ma no absolutely not, I would never give him your high dollar golf clubs."
Boudreaux says "I glad to hear this but why not"
Marie says "He's left-handed"
Boudreaux ask "would you give your new husband my high-dollar golf clubs. Marie says "ma no absolutely not, I would never give him your high dollar golf clubs."
Boudreaux says "I glad to hear this but why not"
Marie says "He's left-handed"
Posted on 8/2/20 at 10:29 pm to ScoobyDont
Another true Lee Trevino story...sometime after he turned pro and made a little bit of money, he bought a new house in a neighborhood that was a step up. He was outside cutting the grass one day, when a lady drove by, rolled down her window and asked, "How much do you charge for lawn service." Lee Trevino responded, "I don't charge anything, but the lady inside lets me sleep with her!"
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