re: Considering a move in the next year or so - Greenville or Fayetteville/NWA?

You pass the test.

I too am a little trashy, but hide it well out in public.

In all seriousness, NWA is about as good of an area to raise a family as you'll find. My family moved here when I was 15 (from Greenville, MS). Been here for 30 years now. I was born in Greenville, MS, but escaped as soon as I could. Practically all of my family is from SE Arkansas though.

You are probably already aware of this...but this area is clean, little crime to speak of, and all of the public schools are great.

I wouldn't live in Fayetteville though. I'd rather live in any of the other three big cities as compared to Fayetteville. You can also live in any of the other smaller towns surrounding the big four cities (Fayetteville, Springdale, Rogers, Bentonville) and have great schools. Only school district up here that sucks is Decatur.