re: Is it a fact that face coverings slow the spread?

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the fart will rise because it's warmer than the ambient air. So speed and distance will vary.

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So is farting locked down during the pandemic?

What if I wear a buttplug with a anus mask and chill my pants to 45 degrees F?

Is there a licensure process or a waiting period for farting or can you just let go anytime during a pandemic?

If farts rise in hot air, is it possible to entrap coronavirus particles on the sulfur gas in a fart and have it rise through the atmosphere?

I need a $10 million government grant to study this.
I want to be a hero.