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Steven Seagal-Jefferson Parish Deputy
Posted on 4/21/20 at 11:21 am
Posted on 4/21/20 at 11:21 am
Just curious if anyone here ever had a run-in with Jefferson Parish Deputy Steven Seagal while he was out patrolling the mean streets of the Metairie metro. If so, post them here.
Posted on 4/21/20 at 11:23 am to DownSouthJukin
ole steve needs to lay off the donuts.
Posted on 4/21/20 at 11:24 am to DownSouthJukin
I’ve SEEN him use martial arts to break many men’s arms at the elbow. Best ever.
Posted on 4/21/20 at 11:24 am to DownSouthJukin
Every OT'er has been to his sex parties in Lafitte
Posted on 4/21/20 at 11:26 am to DownSouthJukin
He forced himself onto my auntie.
This post was edited on 4/21/20 at 11:27 am
Posted on 4/21/20 at 11:26 am to DownSouthJukin
What happens if he gets capped?
Like IRL shite,..he isnt disarming anyone or using karate.
Like IRL shite,..he isnt disarming anyone or using karate.
This post was edited on 4/21/20 at 11:28 am
Posted on 4/21/20 at 11:30 am to DownSouthJukin
dude has a hairline like the batsignal
Posted on 4/21/20 at 11:30 am to MorbidTheClown
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ole steve needs to lay off the donuts
Apparently after he ate his way through South Louisiana, he got a hankering for Southwestern cuisine. At some point he became a deputy sheriff in New Mexico.
Posted on 4/21/20 at 11:31 am to fightin tigers
quote:
Every OT'er has been to his sex parties in Lafitte
Deets?
Rumor has it that he kept a sex slave there.
Posted on 4/21/20 at 11:35 am to redstick13
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He forced himself onto my auntie.
I’m sorry to hear that.
Posted on 4/21/20 at 11:36 am to DownSouthJukin
We was working security at the waffle house
Posted on 4/21/20 at 11:40 am to DownSouthJukin
My friend said Seagal followed their NOPD unit for a few days after Katrina. Seagal showed up in a full length black leather coat in Aug/September. Many laughs were had at his wheezing, sweating, and complete exhaustion.
Posted on 4/21/20 at 11:45 am to DownSouthJukin
No, but I have a Seagal story. My buddy is an attorney in Los Angeles and does a little entertainment law. He did some work for Jackson Browne and Seagal, who were also friends with each other. One time he mentioned to Seagal about a party Jackson Browne was giving, which Seagal apparently hadn't been invited to. He said it was like Seinfeld where Crazy Joe Davola finds out about Kramer's party. After that Seagal sent back an expensive guitar Jackson Brown had given him.
Posted on 4/21/20 at 11:47 am to DownSouthJukin
Saw him on patrol at Lakeside Mall. He was keeping an eye on the TCBY and Great American Cookie.
Posted on 4/21/20 at 11:48 am to Jim Rockford
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He did some work for Jackson Browne and Seagal, who were also friends with each other.
Sounds about Seagal’s level. And why is Jackson Browne friends with him?
This post was edited on 4/21/20 at 11:50 am
Posted on 4/21/20 at 11:49 am to DownSouthJukin
My dad was a JP officer and was at the gun range when he showed up one day.
Said he was an a-hole but he could shoot!
Said he was an a-hole but he could shoot!
Posted on 4/21/20 at 11:51 am to DownSouthJukin
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And why is Jackson Browne friends with him?
I have no idea. They're all a bunch of weirdos in Hollywood, even the ones who seem somewhat normal.
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