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re: How do you get a fat girl in bed?
Posted on 2/14/20 at 1:01 pm to danilo
Posted on 2/14/20 at 1:01 pm to danilo
Me personally,
Get drunk enough to lose all inhibition, such that (pile)driving a tank seem like a good idea.
Go to the club armed with my best pick up lines, catered to that specific audience “Your second chin looks even better than the first!”
On the 3rd or 4th try I manage to land a target and get her back toward the hotel
Scout the path from the public area back to the hotel room to ensure no one sees what’s about to happen
Ask the front desk staff to borrow the freight elevator
Sneak the freight into the room and procede to reek havoc.
Hop on TD, modify the story, and claim an OT9 approached me in line at the local yacht club and demanded to get railed.
Get drunk enough to lose all inhibition, such that (pile)driving a tank seem like a good idea.
Go to the club armed with my best pick up lines, catered to that specific audience “Your second chin looks even better than the first!”
On the 3rd or 4th try I manage to land a target and get her back toward the hotel
Scout the path from the public area back to the hotel room to ensure no one sees what’s about to happen
Ask the front desk staff to borrow the freight elevator
Sneak the freight into the room and procede to reek havoc.
Hop on TD, modify the story, and claim an OT9 approached me in line at the local yacht club and demanded to get railed.
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