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re: Vasectomy questions for the experts out there.
Posted on 1/15/20 at 6:29 pm to Noryev
Posted on 1/15/20 at 6:29 pm to Noryev
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Anything to know to what to expect? I have an appointment on Tuesday.
The pre-op visit was the most uncomfortable. The Dr. has you drop trou and he manually examines your sack.
The surgery visit wasn't bad. It was done in office. After I checked in the receptionist said she would tell me when to take the single valium I was prescribed and brought with me. She did. I did. Once back in the exam room, I was in a gown and on the table. A hot nurse came in a taped my dick to my stomach. She and my wife kept making dick jokes. The doctor cam in and we talked LSU baseball. He shot me with a local then went to work. I never felt anything more than a little movement. I saw some smoke and smelled some burning flesh. My wife made some comment about our kids never sharing child support with another woman's kids, and I was rolled out the door. A bag of peas and an afternoon of napping ensued. The next day, I had some dull pain and soreness, but nothing major. Day three I made a morning systems check and it everything worked, but the product was a little pink with blood. I never went back with the cup of jizz to get tested. So far, so good.
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Posted on 1/15/20 at 7:33 pm to Btrtigerfan
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I never went back with the cup of jizz to get tested. So far, so good.
Man, I'd be worried not doing this. I feel like getting checked once a year to make sure they don't fuse back. The hell with another kid.
Posted on 1/15/20 at 7:51 pm to Btrtigerfan
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I never felt anything more than a little movement.
I dont know if people that say this are lying as a joke or I just had a bad Dr. But my experience was the complete opposite and a guy I work with concurred. They numb it with a shot make a small incision in the sack and then they root around in there with some clamps. Whatever it is they clamp onto the sperm tube or wtf ever it's called IS REALLY frickING SENSATIVE. When he clamped onto it it brought me back to a time when I was young helping castrate a horse. The old man cut the sack off with a pocket knife but that damn horse had sucked one up in high and it missed the cut. The old man rooted around in there searching for it and finally grapples it and pulled it out. The dam horse was tied to the side of the barn and tried his best to move but couldn't all he could do was roll his eyes back into his head and try to buck. This is exactly how I felt. It was a searing pain that ran up my spine all the way to the back of my head.
I agree with the other poster I didnt know if I wanted to puke or pass out. This I felt nothing shite boggles my mind.
Posted on 1/16/20 at 3:08 am to Btrtigerfan
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I never went back with the cup of jizz to get tested. So far, so good.
I know someone who had a baby many years after her husband's vasectomy (and yes, the baby was his.)
Best to check out your plumbing before a rare accident like the above happens.
Posted on 4/11/21 at 7:39 pm to Btrtigerfan
quote:what doctor?
Btrtigerfan
I’ll need that Valium prior
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