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re: 63 years old. Just had my first bar fight.

Posted on 1/12/20 at 12:50 pm to
Posted by ScoobyDont
Member since Sep 2016
816 posts
Posted on 1/12/20 at 12:50 pm to
"Violence is never the answer!!!" Well sometimes people do need a good arse kicking. Good job.
Posted by Bayou Beatdown
Dallas, TX
Member since Oct 2005
46 posts
Posted on 1/12/20 at 12:52 pm to
HB where y’all watching the game? Dibs? I’ll buy u a drink for turning the tables on the fool
Posted by go_tigres
Member since Sep 2013
5174 posts
Posted on 1/12/20 at 1:03 pm to
Do you use tampons are just straight pads?
Posted by go_tigres
Member since Sep 2013
5174 posts
Posted on 1/12/20 at 1:05 pm to
Good on you padna. Standing up for your wife is your duty. Hopefully she “thanked” you properly when y’all got home!
Posted by 19
Flux Capacitor, Fluxing
Member since Nov 2007
33274 posts
Posted on 1/12/20 at 1:05 pm to
That's what's hard being a Tiger in Texas...always having to stomp a mudhole in some a-hole.
Posted by OGTiger
Louisiana
Member since Jul 2005
2096 posts
Posted on 1/12/20 at 1:29 pm to
Grow some balls and stop wearing skinny jeans you effeminate embarrassment to the male gender!
Posted by Jake88
Member since Apr 2005
68530 posts
Posted on 1/12/20 at 2:31 pm to
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How is this even possible? How did you get through your 20s without a few good bar brawl? At least some parking lot throw downs.

Because his frontal lobe was fully functioning. As we age it starts a decline and our filters get weaker.
Posted by Jake88
Member since Apr 2005
68530 posts
Posted on 1/12/20 at 2:39 pm to
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I call bullshite.
According to many like you on this board, nothing ever happens, nothing. Nobody has gotten into fights, nobody has ever walked in on their wife fricking another dude, nobody has ever brandished a weapon in a Walmart parking lot, and nobody has ever had peanuts thrown at them in a bar while talking to the peanut chucker's Ex and then seeing her leave with the peanut chucker after knocking him unconscious.
Posted by GeauxtigersMs36
The coast
Member since Jan 2018
8594 posts
Posted on 1/12/20 at 2:45 pm to
Not one to fight. Easier to walk away but he completely deserved it and in no way calling a woman a bitch much less someone’s wife right In front of them. Good job ole man!
Posted by Triggerr
Member since Jul 2013
1900 posts
Posted on 1/12/20 at 2:49 pm to
Trashy AF, but to be honest sounds more like an Applebee’s/ TGIFirday fight than a true bar fight
Posted by BuckyCheese
Member since Jan 2015
50280 posts
Posted on 1/12/20 at 2:52 pm to
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nobody has ever had peanuts thrown at them in a bar while talking to the peanut chucker's Ex and then seeing her leave with the peanut chucker after knocking him unconscious.


What?
Posted by Jake88
Member since Apr 2005
68530 posts
Posted on 1/12/20 at 2:55 pm to
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What?
You really don't know THE Thread?
This post was edited on 1/12/20 at 2:56 pm
Posted by BuckyCheese
Member since Jan 2015
50280 posts
Posted on 1/12/20 at 3:03 pm to
No. Don't recall ever reading that one.
Posted by Wolfhound45
Hanging with Chicken in Lurkistan
Member since Nov 2009
120000 posts
Posted on 1/12/20 at 3:04 pm to
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HubbaBubba
Posted by Jake88
Member since Apr 2005
68530 posts
Posted on 1/12/20 at 3:07 pm to
Here, enjoy. Check out the number of downvotes.

When the "knuckle check" was born
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My knuckles are pretty jacked, but that's just from years of fighting. Haven't been in one in probably 4 years, but the skills never leave
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I killed two and a half fifths of Jack tonight little man, so let's not get into that
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Whole point was to let these dudes know that the biggest dude ain't the toughest and to look at someone's hands before you fight them
This post was edited on 1/12/20 at 3:11 pm
Posted by Wolfhound45
Hanging with Chicken in Lurkistan
Member since Nov 2009
120000 posts
Posted on 1/12/20 at 3:09 pm to
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When the "knuckle check" was born
The classic

ETA: Managed to get in on page fourteen.
This post was edited on 1/12/20 at 3:16 pm
Posted by BuckyCheese
Member since Jan 2015
50280 posts
Posted on 1/12/20 at 3:19 pm to
May have to save that for after the games.

Thanks. Never knew where "knucklecheck" came from.
Posted by HubbaBubba
F_uck Joe Biden, TX
Member since Oct 2010
45904 posts
Posted on 1/12/20 at 7:09 pm to
The OT is always the OT. For the skeptics, whatever, dude. I'm just a corporate professional that doesn't usually get seated with trash. The invited couple were new neighbors of my SIL from Iowa that just recently moved to DFW and she only knew them from talking in the street. She was just trying to be friendly and invited the new neighbors since they apparently don't have any family or friends in the area.

No cops were called. Order was quickly restored. We tipped well and apologized to everyone around us. I realize I initiated the physical altercation and technically, if he wants, he can make a complaint with the police. Everyone else with us were family or 20+ year long friends and will just say that I tripped across the table after having too much to drink and him getting hit was purely coincidental. I'm not concerned about that.

In retrospect, it would have been better judgment to just bid everyone good night and walk away, but I'd never before been in that position of having someone go after my wife in anger and I just erupted.

If any of you have seen the movie, Once Upon a Time in Hollywood, then you know the type girl I mentioned when I said the girl was a hippie chick. Something was off about her and she look like someone looking for a benefactor who usually hangs with undesirable losers. Probably just this guy's type.

Anyway, yes, I got laid. Twice. She's been extra nice all day.
Posted by Polycarp
Texas
Member since Feb 2009
5577 posts
Posted on 1/12/20 at 8:05 pm to
Not trashy when standing up for your wife bro, GOOD ON YA!
Posted by TigerCoon
Member since Nov 2005
18942 posts
Posted on 1/12/20 at 8:12 pm to
sounds like you won, Dad.
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