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They Go Absolutely Insane and Tear Everything Apart’: Weasels Love German Cars
Posted on 12/30/19 at 1:47 am
Posted on 12/30/19 at 1:47 am
BERLIN—Ever wondered what kind of weasel would vandalize a perfectly good car left outside at night?
Germany has the answer: Its technical name is the stone marten. This sharp-toothed critter has a habit of squeezing into the innards of parked cars and feasting on plastic hoses and tubes. And Germany’s marten population is exploding.
Weasel damage is the fourth most frequent cause for non-collision auto insurance claims in Germany. Last year, drivers here filed 198,000 claims for weasel-inflicted damage, a 42% increase since 2005.
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Germany has the answer: Its technical name is the stone marten. This sharp-toothed critter has a habit of squeezing into the innards of parked cars and feasting on plastic hoses and tubes. And Germany’s marten population is exploding.
Weasel damage is the fourth most frequent cause for non-collision auto insurance claims in Germany. Last year, drivers here filed 198,000 claims for weasel-inflicted damage, a 42% increase since 2005.
LINK
Posted on 12/30/19 at 1:53 am to castorinho

Cute lil fella. I think I want a pet weasel.
Posted on 12/30/19 at 1:55 am to Paul Allen
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I think I want a pet weasel.
You can adopt OweO
Posted on 12/30/19 at 2:00 am to castorinho
That weasel doesn’t skip any leg days.
Posted on 12/30/19 at 2:10 am to castorinho
Gordon orders Rosetta Stone Deutsche
Posted on 12/30/19 at 2:11 am to Paul Allen
What's up, shitbird. Weasels need to be shot.
Posted on 12/30/19 at 8:28 am to Paul Allen
I remember my first bimmer. Decent starter car before father surprised me with my first Bentley after finishing prep school.
Posted on 12/30/19 at 8:40 am to Paul Allen
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German cars
are bound to fall apart anyway... might as well expedite the replacing of parts.
Posted on 12/30/19 at 12:56 pm to VolsOut4Harambe
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are bound to fall apart anyway.
Not so much fall apart, as just leak all over the damn place from every vessel that holds fluids.
Posted on 12/30/19 at 2:52 pm to Paul Allen
stone marten fur coats are awesome


Posted on 12/30/19 at 3:10 pm to S
Isn't a bimmer something your boyfriend does to you?
Posted on 12/30/19 at 3:16 pm to Paul Allen
Isn’t their fur very sought after?
Posted on 12/30/19 at 3:25 pm to Paul Allen
Austrian Train from earlier this year:


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