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Posted on 12/26/19 at 2:14 pm to TT9
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hippo here.
This dude knows what's up.
Thank God they didn't release those in louisiana back in the day
Water Pork... My arse
Posted on 12/26/19 at 2:15 pm to jnethe1
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They don’t just kill you, they inflict terrible injuries.
300 pound heavily muscled athletes are capable of inflicting terrible injuries as well IF pushed to the absolute brink
Posted on 12/26/19 at 2:17 pm to 1BamaRTR
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300 pound heavily muscled athletes are capable of inflicting terrible injuries as well IF pushed to the absolute brink
Ok....
In an attempt to make everyone happy and remove all ideas that are uncomfortable for others.... the chimps will lose to everybody.
Lions tigers bears elephants and everything else is bigger and stronger.
Anyone who has a differing opinion as to what they would least like to face is stupid and dumb.
Posted on 12/26/19 at 2:20 pm to lsupride87
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Tigers? Lions? Elephant? Rhino? Alligator?
One of these is not like the other.
Younger, dumber, drunker me has swan dived onto a gator's back more than once
Hit him hard, hang on for dear life, and pray for 45 seconds.
I look back and wonder how the hell we never got hurt/killed.
Posted on 12/26/19 at 2:22 pm to X123F45
quote:A mature alligator will absolutely destroy you in the water
One of these is not like the other.
Younger, dumber, drunker me has swan dived onto a gator's back more than once
Hit him hard, hang on for dear life, and pray for 45 seconds.
I look back and wonder how the hell we never got hurt/killed.
Average size of 10.5 feet and 500 lbs
This post was edited on 12/26/19 at 2:28 pm
Posted on 12/26/19 at 2:22 pm to jnethe1
quote:correct
Lions tigers bears elephants and everything else is bigger and stronger.
quote:correct again
Anyone who has a differing opinion as to what they would least like to face is stupid and dumb.
Posted on 12/26/19 at 2:22 pm to X123F45
quote:hear that. I remember playing hungry, hungry hippo as a kid. Love how they tried to make one of the most dangerous/aggressive animals in the world seem cute.
Thank God they didn't release those in louisiana back in the day
Posted on 12/26/19 at 2:23 pm to lsupride87
Do you need help finding your nearest safe space?
Posted on 12/26/19 at 2:24 pm to jnethe1
quote:Sure
Do you need help finding your nearest safe space?
It will likely be around a chimp and not a fricking tiger
Posted on 12/26/19 at 2:25 pm to lsupride87
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A mature alligator will absolutely destroy you in the water
Define mature...
Because I'm saying similar length to our height. And the only advantage we had was we were jumping out of a boat in a surprise attack
Now if you're talking those rare monsters, that's a little different. Even young drink me had some sense of self preservation.
Posted on 12/26/19 at 2:26 pm to X123F45
quote:I mean, mature
Define mature
quote:Thats a pretty juvenile gator
Because I'm saying similar length to our height
Average male, average, is 10.5 feet and 500 lbs
That is average bro
Dont jump on its back This post was edited on 12/26/19 at 2:28 pm
Posted on 12/26/19 at 2:28 pm to lsupride87
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It will likely be around a chimp and not a fricking tiger
Well it would be around a tiger as opposed to a t-Rex. I mean that’s the biggest danger right?
Posted on 12/26/19 at 2:29 pm to jnethe1
quote:If t-rex still existed, yes I would be more worried about it than a tiger
Well it would be around a tiger as opposed to a t-Rex. I mean that’s the biggest danger right?
Slightly behind our scary chimp though still
This post was edited on 12/26/19 at 2:30 pm
Posted on 12/26/19 at 2:30 pm to lsupride87
What about a shark?
Posted on 12/26/19 at 2:30 pm to jnethe1
quote:Scarier than a chimp as well in their native environment
What about a shark?
This post was edited on 12/26/19 at 2:31 pm
Posted on 12/26/19 at 2:30 pm to lsupride87
Wait a damn minute, we forgot about Bigfoot!!
Posted on 12/26/19 at 2:31 pm to lsupride87
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Average size of 10.5 feet and 500 lbs
That's like saying the average dick is 10.5 inches.
I have seen maybe 3 gators over 9ft in my life.
And ain't no damned way I'm jumping on that without his mouth already taped up
This post was edited on 12/26/19 at 2:32 pm
Posted on 12/26/19 at 2:31 pm to jnethe1
quote:Im not sure exactly what you are doing
Wait a damn minute, we forgot about Bigfoot!!
Posted on 12/26/19 at 2:32 pm to X123F45
quote:No, no its not
That's like saying the average dick is 10.5 inches.
Its like saying the average dick is 5.5 inches
An average adult male alligator is 10.5 feet and 500 lbs
The 10.5 inch dick ones are roughly 12 feet and 1,000 lbs
This post was edited on 12/26/19 at 2:33 pm
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