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re: Almost robbed last night... escort set me up?

Posted on 12/13/19 at 8:07 pm to
Posted by Chief Hinge
There and Here
Member since Sep 2018
3007 posts
Posted on 12/13/19 at 8:07 pm to
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What a load of crap. Here's some advice: DO NOT attempt to write a novel.


I’ve read worse
Posted by Ed Osteen
Member since Oct 2007
57734 posts
Posted on 12/13/19 at 8:10 pm to
I hope you aren’t trolling and really think you’re a badass
Posted by tgrbaitn08
Member since Dec 2007
147035 posts
Posted on 12/13/19 at 8:14 pm to
quote:

Someone is always watching looking to take what you have.


I can promise you don’t have anything that anyone wants.
Posted by Tri City Tigers
Member since Oct 2018
2343 posts
Posted on 12/13/19 at 8:19 pm to
Sounds to me like undercover is building a profile on you.
Posted by shankedshot
Wham
Member since Oct 2019
233 posts
Posted on 12/13/19 at 8:19 pm to
Similar thing happened to me.

I tipped a stripper $0.50 for her pole dance and she threw it at me. Hit me in the eye.

Always be prepared. You never know.
Posted by Ed Osteen
Member since Oct 2007
57734 posts
Posted on 12/13/19 at 8:21 pm to
bullshite, you get kicked out quick for throwing change. I would know
Posted by antibarner
Member since Oct 2009
23972 posts
Posted on 12/13/19 at 8:26 pm to
Most people carry a device called a cell phone. You can call 911 and get the cops to ask those people what they are doing, or did you know that?

Or, since we are writing a novel, you call your friends to come cut those guys off, drag them out of the van and beat some answers out of them.
This post was edited on 12/13/19 at 8:28 pm
Posted by shankedshot
Wham
Member since Oct 2019
233 posts
Posted on 12/13/19 at 8:27 pm to
I was embarrassed to mention that they kicked me out. Sad when a stripper beats you up over 50 cents. I had no idea a paying customer could be banned from a strip club and a Sonic in one night.
Posted by Maus
Member since Dec 2019
217 posts
Posted on 12/13/19 at 8:27 pm to
I believe every word.
Posted by Havoc
Member since Nov 2015
30555 posts
Posted on 12/13/19 at 8:28 pm to
Maybe when they were following you after the gas station you shoulda just held up your firearm, not pointing it at them of course, just kinda “hey see what I got here”.
Posted by SirWinston
PNW
Member since Jul 2014
87072 posts
Posted on 12/13/19 at 8:29 pm to
Lofty post mate - upvote well earned
Posted by Chief Hinge
There and Here
Member since Sep 2018
3007 posts
Posted on 12/13/19 at 8:30 pm to
Why throw the change? It goes in the slot.
Posted by antibarner
Member since Oct 2009
23972 posts
Posted on 12/13/19 at 8:31 pm to
I would have called the cops, but I could have called up a couple truckloads of good ol'boys with AK's and AR's to meet me at a gas station, and led that bunch around til they got there.

Surprise!
Posted by jpbTiger
Tampa FL
Member since Dec 2007
4999 posts
Posted on 12/13/19 at 8:37 pm to
Bravo Sir! This story has a little bait for everyone... Well done!
Posted by Ed Osteen
Member since Oct 2007
57734 posts
Posted on 12/13/19 at 8:39 pm to
You do realize the only believable part of your story is that you paid for sex right? Nobody cares about your gangster rap fantasies
Posted by fishfighter
RIP
Member since Apr 2008
40026 posts
Posted on 12/13/19 at 8:40 pm to
Well, you're about one dumb frick.
Posted by BIGFOOD
Member since Jun 2011
12780 posts
Posted on 12/13/19 at 9:05 pm to
wonder if they were the same dudes that followed this guy?

almost got robbed last night
Posted by vol-boy
Dixie
Member since Feb 2012
1382 posts
Posted on 12/13/19 at 9:16 pm to
You should have listened when Q was trying to show you how to use the smoke screen and oil spray.
Posted by NPComb
Member since Jan 2019
27595 posts
Posted on 12/13/19 at 9:20 pm to
Dear Reddit, 4chan & FB.
Posted by Martini
Near Athens
Member since Mar 2005
48934 posts
Posted on 12/13/19 at 9:23 pm to
quote:

bullshite, you get kicked out quick for throwing change. I would know




They didn’t throw Coleman Sweeney out
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