re: How many times in your adult life have you legit shite your pants

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But i've only done full on turds in pants once. It's weird to have pants filled with shite.

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About two weeks into my first job out of college I was walking out of the door of my apartment and trusted a fart that I shouldn't have. shite all over myself.

I was worried about being late being such a new employee that I called my boss and told him the truth. He laughed his arse off at me