re: Funny College Roommate Stories?

Roommate brought a girl back from reggie's. I'm still in the living room watch tv at 330 am and he comes out with puke on his white T. I started making fun of him and hes like no it's not mine. So I walk back there and there is puke all over the place. So he slept in the 3rd bedroom. I moved his truck around the corner and told the girl he was at work when she woke up. Then we went dump the mattress