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Joe Burrow is Chuck Norris 2.0

Posted on 9/7/19 at 12:38 am
Posted by TigerDenWest
Lake Charles, La
Member since Jan 2005
388 posts
Posted on 9/7/19 at 12:38 am
Let the jokes commence!

Hurricane Dorian found out Joe Burrow was in Baton Rouge and decided to turn north!

Geaux Tigers! So ready for this game! Woo!
Posted by NorthTxLSU
Dallas to Austin
Member since Nov 2018
12331 posts
Posted on 9/7/19 at 12:40 am to
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Hurricane Dorian found out Joe Burrow was in Baton Rouge and decided to turn north!


i’m thinking this is what scared dorian off

Posted by KennesawTiger
Your's mom's house
Member since Dec 2006
7677 posts
Posted on 9/7/19 at 12:41 am to
Joe Burrow's tears can cure cancer.

Too bad he'll never cry.
Posted by TigerDenWest
Lake Charles, La
Member since Jan 2005
388 posts
Posted on 9/7/19 at 12:41 am to
Well that too!!!
This post was edited on 9/7/19 at 12:43 am
Posted by GeauxTigerNation
Member since 1988
Member since Nov 2013
13429 posts
Posted on 9/7/19 at 12:43 am to
Burrow doesnt play football.

He just allows the opponent to lose.
Posted by Chadwick
Member since Aug 2011
5334 posts
Posted on 9/7/19 at 12:46 am to
Joe Burrow lost his virginity before has dad did.
Posted by cajuntiger1010
Member since Jan 2015
11395 posts
Posted on 9/7/19 at 12:50 am to
Joe Burrow wakes up in the morning and pisses excellence
Posted by sports101
Member since Aug 2014
1122 posts
Posted on 9/7/19 at 12:52 am to
Joe would punch his coach in the throat if he tried to kiss him...of course HIS coach never would
This post was edited on 9/7/19 at 12:54 am
Posted by FightingTigers138
In your thoughts
Member since Dec 2016
5796 posts
Posted on 9/7/19 at 12:53 am to
Posted by TigerDenWest
Lake Charles, La
Member since Jan 2005
388 posts
Posted on 9/7/19 at 1:10 am to
Wow! That’s perfect!
Posted by TigerAxeOK
Where I lay my head is home.
Member since Dec 2016
32432 posts
Posted on 9/7/19 at 1:45 am to
Joe Burreaux once yelled "West side!!!" in the lower 9th ward, and the sun moved.
Posted by Swamproot
Member since Oct 2017
339 posts
Posted on 9/7/19 at 5:23 am to
Joe Burrow was once bitten by a 10 ft rattlesnake and after 2 hrs of extreme pain and agony the snake died..
Posted by Ricky_take_bank
Oklahoma
Member since Sep 2019
13 posts
Posted on 9/7/19 at 5:33 am to
Joe Burrow punched a cow and a dolphin cried.
Posted by unclejhim
Folsom, La.
Member since Nov 2011
3703 posts
Posted on 9/7/19 at 5:46 am to
How can I get a blown up copy of that?
Posted by FUBAR
USA
Member since Sep 2004
4448 posts
Posted on 9/7/19 at 5:48 am to
If Joe Burrow jumps into a pool, he doesn't get wet, the water gets Joe Burrow.
Posted by TigerLunatik
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Jan 2005
98923 posts
Posted on 9/7/19 at 6:00 am to
quote:

Joe Burrow is Chuck Norris 2.0

shite. Chuck Norris already has his Joe Burrow costume foe Halloween.
Posted by SirWinston
PNW
Member since Jul 2014
96246 posts
Posted on 9/7/19 at 6:08 am to
It just dawned on me tonight that Burrow is my fav LSU athlete ever
Posted by lsu1919
Member since May 2017
3244 posts
Posted on 9/7/19 at 6:29 am to
Sam Ehlinger can throw the football 50 yards.
Joe Burrow can throw Sam ehlinger 50 yards.
Posted by mdomingue
Lafayette, LA
Member since Nov 2010
38673 posts
Posted on 9/7/19 at 11:49 am to
Joe Burrow lost both his legs in automobile accident and still managed to walk it off.
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