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re: I lied to a girl I'm trying to impress, told her I can run a 5k in under 29 minutes (DONE)

Posted on 8/13/19 at 9:14 am to
Posted by Ssubba
Member since Oct 2014
6649 posts
Posted on 8/13/19 at 9:14 am to
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5K are often run for charities.


Exactly. This is for a charity that is very close to her heart.
Posted by Salmon
On the trails
Member since Feb 2008
83695 posts
Posted on 8/13/19 at 9:16 am to
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Exactly. This is for a charity that is very close to her heart.



just the run the race with her

if you talk the entire time, you will both naturally slow down to keep a conversation pace
Posted by whoisnickdoobs
Lafayette
Member since Apr 2012
9352 posts
Posted on 8/13/19 at 9:27 am to
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Exactly. This is for a charity that is very close to her heart.


Okay, here's what you really do. Get as many friends as you can do go to the race. If you can get like 5 friends to show up you just raised $200 for the object of your obsession's charity.

Run the race as best you can. When your slow arse finally catches up to her at the finish after she's had 2 or 3 beers come clean. Tell her you've never run a day in your life but you wanted to impress her. She'll think it's adorable, yall will have a good laugh, and she'll give you all the sex you can handle.
This post was edited on 8/13/19 at 9:31 am
Posted by Ted2010
Member since Oct 2010
38958 posts
Posted on 8/13/19 at 1:04 pm to
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This is for a charity that is very close to her heart.


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