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This Woman Gave Birth On The Floor In An ER Hallway
Posted on 7/21/19 at 11:24 pm
Posted on 7/21/19 at 11:24 pm
Little Max was at first a long time coming. After days of contractions, during which Jes worried that she might have to be induced as the contractions weren’t leading to labor, Max all of a sudden decided he was coming out. Right now. “Oh god, we’re not going to make it. We are going to have this baby at home,” was Jes’ reaction to the sudden intensity of everything.
Her husband Travis was prepared and got her in the car and on the way to the hospital in no time, giving Jes the opportunity to let Karin, her birth photographer, know that she was on her way.
“As we neared the last turn to the hospital I began screaming that baby was coming,” she recalled. “Travis honked the horn rapidly as I screamed through the contractions and he pulled quickly into the ER drive.”
At first, nobody was around to help them. Tammy showed up just in time to witness their dramatic arrival. “Tammy told the receptionist that I was, in fact, having this baby right now and she needed to hurry and get help. Apparently, she didn’t quite understand the urgency at this exact moment.”
“Oh god, he’s here,” were her next words. “I then started to take my pants off because I could feel my body pushing the baby’s head out. I reached down and could feel his head crowning with my hand. I looked at my husband and said, “Travis catch him!” Without any hesitation, he did just that as I felt my body involuntarily pushing his head the rest of the way out.”
All this occurred on the floor of the ER hallway, with Tammy frantically calling for nurses while snapping away with her camera. The images she caught show the pure drama of the situation as nurses arrive just in the nick of time, and baby Max was successfully delivered right there and then on the hospital floor.
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Posted on 7/21/19 at 11:26 pm to monster_truck
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Posted on 7/21/19 at 11:26 pm to monster_truck
A couple of those pictures in the link we could have done without.
Posted on 7/21/19 at 11:28 pm to monster_truck
Damn look at her breasts. Large.
Posted on 7/21/19 at 11:30 pm to monster_truck
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mom of 6
Of course the baby just fell out while walking down the hall
Posted on 7/21/19 at 11:30 pm to monster_truck
I’ve jerked it to these pics before.
Posted on 7/21/19 at 11:33 pm to monster_truck
Now that is a great story!! Newborn babies are a gift from God.
Posted on 7/21/19 at 11:42 pm to monster_truck
Just like the Moon landing, this was faked. Shot in a sound studio at Area 51
Posted on 7/21/19 at 11:45 pm to East Coast Band
Welp kids that’s where babies come from.
Posted on 7/21/19 at 11:49 pm to monster_truck
She could do better than Travis. Huge vagina or not.
Posted on 7/21/19 at 11:54 pm to monster_truck
Five daughters. Jesus.
That’s going to be a hell of a time for dad as they all hit puberty.
That’s going to be a hell of a time for dad as they all hit puberty.
Posted on 7/21/19 at 11:55 pm to East Coast Band
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A couple of those pictures in the link we could have done without.
Boobs.
Posted on 7/21/19 at 11:56 pm to monster_truck
So their photographers name changed from Karin to Tammy?
Posted on 7/21/19 at 11:59 pm to monster_truck
Story is a few years old.
Posted on 7/22/19 at 12:02 am to monster_truck
Dont mess with her discount!
Posted on 7/22/19 at 12:03 am to monster_truck
Had exact same shite happen to me. Was leaving the hospital for the day, say a couple posted up in the median of the parking lot. Was out of place so asked if they were ok. They said another staff member was getting them a wheelchair. She brought it out, we go to help the lady sit down in the chair and she's like "Oh God." She had on sweatpants and a baggy shirt so I honestly had no clue she was even pregnant so when she is yelling I am thinking she's a psyche patient. She then yells he's coming he's coming." I realize she is pregnant and baby is nearly out. She sits down and baby slides right out, in her fricking sweatpants.
Dad grabs the baby, I ran inside to get a doctor. Walk into the first clinic and say we need you a patient is having a baby in the parking lot. He turns back in his chair, doesn't get up, just says, "are you shitting me?" We both run out, by then there is a blood streak down the hallway showing where they had come in and up to labor and delivery.
Fun shite
Dad grabs the baby, I ran inside to get a doctor. Walk into the first clinic and say we need you a patient is having a baby in the parking lot. He turns back in his chair, doesn't get up, just says, "are you shitting me?" We both run out, by then there is a blood streak down the hallway showing where they had come in and up to labor and delivery.
Fun shite
Posted on 7/22/19 at 12:06 am to monster_truck
Does the custodian get paid extra to clean up the birth goo?
Posted on 7/22/19 at 12:24 am to fischd1
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Now that is a great story!! Newborn babies are a gift from God.
Yeah yeah, but this incident has the "sniff" of exibitonism.
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