re: Admitted ice cream licker "Asia" releases statement

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Is there a law against this?

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Nope, not at all. I once shite in a jar of dry roasted peanuts, and was caught on camera doing it. Someone bought and ate them, and got sick. I was like, what the frick are y'all gonna do about it? Show me a law saying I can't shite in a jar of peanuts and put it back on the shelf.

They couldn't find a law, and I told them to frick off.