re: What's the best way to clean up vomit that's all over a hardwood floor?

Shop vac for the small cracks, if any. Murphy’s oil soap for the floor.

throw rug over it and move out

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With that being said what's the best way to get this puke off my hardwood floor in my bedroom. I

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You need to hit the vomit spatter with a strong bleach like Dexter. Then wipe up the area vigorously like Rosie with some Bounty.

Finally to make sure you've got it all, throw on some Duran Duran and hit it with a black light like Alan Hume did in the opening credit sequence of A View To a Kill.

That should take care of it like Winston Wolfe in Pulp Fiction.