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re: 1st time flying need advice. Have any of y'all ever flown before? and......

Posted on 6/20/19 at 10:08 pm to
Posted by PetroBabich
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Member since Apr 2017
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Posted on 6/20/19 at 10:08 pm to
Bring a fresh bag of McDonald's with extra onions on the flight. You're likely to get hungry and the in flight food options aren't good. Bring your dog to help your anxiety. Just put a service dog vest on it and you'll be fine. Take off your shoes and socks once you reach cruising altitude to maintain good circulation. Relax by watching hardcore porn on your laptop.
Posted by East Coast Band
Member since Nov 2010
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Posted on 6/21/19 at 5:33 am to
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Bring a fresh bag of McDonald's with extra onions on the flight. You're likely to get hungry and the in flight food options aren't good. Bring your dog to help your anxiety. Just put a service dog vest on it and you'll be fine. Take off your shoes and socks once you reach cruising altitude to maintain good circulation. Relax by watching hardcore porn on your laptop.

You left out gain about an extra hundred pounds before the flight, so you can help keep your seatmates warmer on those cold flights.
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