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re: What are some of your cringiest moments?
Posted on 6/13/19 at 12:48 pm to KCM0Tiger
Posted on 6/13/19 at 12:48 pm to KCM0Tiger
I was flying to Austin for a customer meeting. My bowels always sense when I am flying and I abhor using the airplane toilet. I hold it til we finally land.
I quickly make my way to the nearest bathroom, place the barrier TP on the seat and let loose. Finish up, go up to the mirror to make sure I look sharp for my meeting. Grab my roller bag and roll though to the shitty rental area.
I get my car, drive out to the industrial park the client is located and realize I am 30 mins early. I decide to go grab a coke at the gas station. I walk in and while looking at the fridges to find the coke I want a baw comes up to me and says “hey buddy you got something hanging out of your pants”. I look back and realize my arse sweat held the barrier TP and it had been hanging out my pants for an hour.
Still makes me cringe not only for that but if I had made it to meet my female colleague and her client with that still there.
I quickly make my way to the nearest bathroom, place the barrier TP on the seat and let loose. Finish up, go up to the mirror to make sure I look sharp for my meeting. Grab my roller bag and roll though to the shitty rental area.
I get my car, drive out to the industrial park the client is located and realize I am 30 mins early. I decide to go grab a coke at the gas station. I walk in and while looking at the fridges to find the coke I want a baw comes up to me and says “hey buddy you got something hanging out of your pants”. I look back and realize my arse sweat held the barrier TP and it had been hanging out my pants for an hour.
Still makes me cringe not only for that but if I had made it to meet my female colleague and her client with that still there.
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Posted on 6/13/19 at 12:55 pm to flyAU
Once heard a guy tell a story about driving for business far off and having a hemorrhoid pop. He didn’t have it in him to go to the store to get new clothes with blood all over his khakis. It’s been a long time since I heard the story but it ended with him finding a pair of shorts in the back of some grocery store. Wish I knew the story better
Posted on 6/13/19 at 1:25 pm to flyAU
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I look back and realize my arse sweat held the barrier TP and it had been hanging out my pants for an hour.
My husband and some of our friends decided to ride out to the casino on a Sunday afternoon...which is rare for me, I don't partake in "Sunday Funday". Anyways after I got a buzz going, I went to the bathroom. I came out, walked around for a bit and met back up with my husband and our friends. It was brought to my attention that I was sporting the TP barrier. Of course I was mortified, but I can promise, it will NEVER happen again.
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