re: Breaking: Doug Collins releases transcipts for McCabe, Lynch, and 7 others

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Where does this ever come from?

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I would imagine that if I were facing a similar quandary, I would have to ask myself:

"Self, this is peculiar. Have I said/done anything recently that might be construed as painting myself in the light of a bitter ex-girlfriend? I'm not involved with much of any one of these internet strangers. Who could my metaphorical former suitor possibly be? "

If the answer to that introspection is "No, Self. No you have not. That sort of spurious portrayal is both baseless and 100% without merit. Surely someone is mistaken. That, or they have lost their damned mind."

Next, I'd imagine you'd need to determine - does this tweet describe me?



If that, indeed, does NOT apply to you, then I would imagine that your Zen moment of introspection has ended, and you may go about your day continuing not to let strangers on the internet rip you out of frame by using the weapon of mass destruction that is *gasp* **clutching of pearls** mere words.

/swoon

/struggle to reach fainting couch

If in the course of your reasoned, thoughtful meditation you arrive at the conclusion that any of those allegations DO apply to you, your words and/or behaviors...

Well, I'm afraid you're in much more trouble than we initially thought, because that post of yours that I'm responding to sounds remarkably like someone who's threatening to burn this place to the ground because she's tired of getting nuked from orbit about Q, since things are happening daily now.