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re: Forrest Gump Writer Reveals Scrapped Sequel Details - Junior had the AIDS
Posted on 3/21/19 at 8:25 am to Brosef Stalin
Posted on 3/21/19 at 8:25 am to Brosef Stalin
Speaking of the book:
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5 WTF Book Scenes Wisely Left Out Of The Movie Versions
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Forrest Gump Left Out His Gigantic Monster Penis
In the movie version of Forrest Gump, we follow a simple-minded but superhumanly capable man as he aw-shuckses through some of the most important events in American history. Whether it's showing Elvis how to dance, rewriting the Civil Rights Movement, or investing heavily in a company guilty of crimes against humanity, Gump unwittingly guides the course of the 20th century. Looking back, the movie is still a bit strange ... but the book was downright insane.
You're probably asking, "Didn't a woman take sexual advantage of a mentally challenged man to trick him into raising another guy's baby before she died of AIDS in that movie? What was in that book that they had to leave out?"
We're glad you asked!
In the book, Forrest and Jenny still got after it all night, but this version was very, very clear about two very, very strange points: First, that Forrest has an enormous penis. Second, that Jenny loves to talk dirty. Now, remember that the novel is told in the first person, and Forrest no talk good. So now that you're all set up, here's a sentence no one ever expected to type: Please enjoy a graphic passage from the erotic memoirs of Forrest Gump.
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When we get home, Jenny begun takin off her clothes. She is down to her underpants, an I am jus settin on the couch tryin not to notice, but she come up an stand in front of me an she say, "Forrest, I want you to frick me now."
You could knocked me over with a feather! I jus set there an gawked at her. Then she set down nex to me an started foolin with my britches, an nex thing I knowed, she'd got off my shirt an was huggin an kissin me an all. At first, it was jus a little odd, her doin all that. Course I had dreamed bout it all along, but I had not expected it quite this way. But then, well I guess something came over me, an it didn't matter what I'd expected, cause we was rollin aroun on the couch an had our clothes nearly off an then Jenny pulled down my undershorts an her eyes get big an she say, "Whooo -- lookit what you got there!" an she grapped me jus like Miz French had that day, but Jenny never say nothin about me keepin my eyes closed, so I didn't.
The scene goes on to include all the sexual positions they try:
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Jenny shown me shite I never could of figgered out on my own ... sideways, crosswise, upside down, bottomwise, lengthwise, dogwise, standin up, setting down, bending over, leanin back, inside-out and outside-in.
The point is, he and his notably large dick wore that arse out.
Posted on 3/21/19 at 8:41 am to SPEEDY
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There is a sequel book. Anyone read it?
Yep. For me it was a waste of time. Felt like he was just grabbing at straws and the novelty of all the coincidental associations and achievements of the first one had worn off.
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