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Posted on 3/18/19 at 4:00 am
Posted on 3/18/19 at 4:00 am
Today in History: March 18
0037 The Roman Senate annuls Tiberius' will and proclaims Caligula emperor.
1863 Confederate women riot in Salisbury, N.C. to protest the lack of flour and salt in the South.
1911 Theodore Roosevelt opens the Roosevelt Dam in Phoenix, Ariz., the largest dam in the United States to date.
1939 Georgia finally ratifies the Bill of Rights, 150 years after the birth of the federal government. Connecticut and Massachusetts, the only other states to hold out, also ratify the Bill of Rights in this year.
1942 The third military draft begins in the United States.
1981 The United States discloses biological weapons tests in Texas in 1966.
Born on March 18
1837 Stephen Grover Cleveland, 22nd and 24th President of the United States (1885-1889 and 1893-1897), the only U.S. president elected for two nonconsecutive terms.
JOTD
50,000 blondes met in a center for the first ever "Blondes Are Not Stupid" Convention
Their leader says, "We are all here today to prove to the world that blondes are not stupid. Can I have a volunteer?"
A blonde gingerly works her way through the crowd and steps up to the stage.
The leader asks her, "What is 15 plus 15?"
After 15 or 20 seconds she says, "Eighteen!"
Obviously everyone is a little disappointed. Then 50,000 blondes start cheering, "GIVE HER ANOTHER CHANCE! GIVE HER ANOTHER CHANCE!"
The leader says, "Well since we've gone to the trouble of getting 50,000 of you in one place and we have the world- wide press and global broadcast media here, gee, uh, I guess we can give her another chance."
So he asks, "What is 5 plus 5?"
After nearly 30 seconds she eventually says, "Ninety?"
The leader is quite perplexed, looks down and just lets out a dejected sigh -- everyone is disheartened - the blonde starts crying and the 50,000 girls begin to yell and wave their hands shouting, "GIVE HER ANOTHER CHANCE! GIVE HER ANOTHER CHANCE!"
The leader, unsure whether or not he is doing more harm than good, eventually says, "Ok! Ok! Just one more chance -- What is 2 plus 2?"
The girl closes her eyes, and after a whole minute eventually says, "Four?"
Throughout the stadium pandemonium breaks out as all 50,000 girls jump to their feet, wave their arms, stomp their feet and scream... "GIVE HER ANOTHER CHANCE! GIVE HER ANOTHER CHANCE!"
Posted on 3/18/19 at 4:03 am to Armymann50
Mornin'.
No coffee, hoping to go back to sleep.
No coffee, hoping to go back to sleep.
Posted on 3/18/19 at 4:07 am to Armymann50
Good morning. Hope y’all have a great day.
Posted on 3/18/19 at 4:28 am to Armymann50
Morning all
Just came inside from the shop. Was installing a winch and designing a wiring harness for a buggy.
Got too cold and wheels are still spinning too fast... Can't sleep
Just came inside from the shop. Was installing a winch and designing a wiring harness for a buggy.
Got too cold and wheels are still spinning too fast... Can't sleep
Posted on 3/18/19 at 5:03 am to SpartyGator
I am headed
to Nashville for the week. long drive
to Nashville for the week. long drive
This post was edited on 3/18/19 at 5:04 am
Posted on 3/18/19 at 5:08 am to Armymann50
Morning and happy Monday OTrs of the GMT.
I got a 71 yr old 1st Cousin from Mammoth,CA staying here.
1st time I've met him.His Mother was my Mother's oldest Sister.My Mother lived with them in Newport Beach,CA for 2 years and got a degree from Orange Coast Community College.
He was 7 when my Mom went out there.
He's different.And,that's fine.
He drove from California.Him and his Dog.
They're still in the Guest Room.
It's cool.He's family.I told him to make himself at home.
I got a 71 yr old 1st Cousin from Mammoth,CA staying here.
1st time I've met him.His Mother was my Mother's oldest Sister.My Mother lived with them in Newport Beach,CA for 2 years and got a degree from Orange Coast Community College.
He was 7 when my Mom went out there.
He's different.And,that's fine.
He drove from California.Him and his Dog.
They're still in the Guest Room.
It's cool.He's family.I told him to make himself at home.
Posted on 3/18/19 at 5:20 am to tidalmouse
quote:Land of the fruits and nuts.
from Mammoth,CA
Posted on 3/18/19 at 5:20 am to Armymann50
top 0 the morning GMT crew...I don't feel like working today...
Posted on 3/18/19 at 5:23 am to Armymann50
The GMT has suffered without you Armymann.
Posted on 3/18/19 at 5:33 am to Armymann50
Good Morning People
Time to Blast off into another week.
Don’t let them g forces get ya down.
Time to Blast off into another week.
Don’t let them g forces get ya down.
Posted on 3/18/19 at 5:36 am to Armymann50
<~~~~~ Blonde
Gm everyone!
Gm everyone!
Posted on 3/18/19 at 5:59 am to tidalmouse
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.
My favorite quote from The Shining.
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.
My favorite quote from The Shining.
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