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re: LUNCH THRAY--The "OT Cocktail Party, what are you bringing" edition

Posted on 2/19/19 at 4:43 pm to
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
124558 posts
Posted on 2/19/19 at 4:43 pm to
No, that was the thing.

The funeral director got to the sister and was selling her all this bullshite and all that and I put the kibosh on it. I told them i’m Willing to help but i’m Not falling for the funeral scam. Been through that with my brother so I know a thing or two.

Me and my lady are going there tomorrow and gutting that bill, cutting out all the unnecessary expenses and shite they tack on.

No, we don’t need the clear coat on the corpse.

And sure some will be mad at me for a bit, but that’s the advantage of me not giving a shite. The grief will Wear off and rational thinking will return and they’ll realize I saved them a buttload of money.

Shame these damn laws don’t let you just dig a hole and say some worlds and chuck them in the clay like they used to.

Like I said, it’s a racket
Posted by JoePepitone
Waffle House #1494
Member since Feb 2014
10614 posts
Posted on 2/19/19 at 4:50 pm to
I told my siblings to have me cremated. Place my ashes in an empty coffee can and let my remains reside on top of my sister’s refrigerator.

I don’t expect her to comply with my wishes.
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