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Was working out at Planet Fitness
Posted on 2/3/19 at 6:19 pm
Posted on 2/3/19 at 6:19 pm
A couple of mornings ago. I was on the treadmill and about one row in front of me on the machines was a burly bald headed guy in one of those reflective construction vests. Between his sets on the machine he would stand up and just stare straight at me without blinking. Dead eyed look. It was weird as hell. Unnerved me a little bit. I almost took my ear buds out and asked him what the hell he was staring at but then started thinking this guy might come over here and break me in half or shoot me in the parking lot. Any of y'all have any weird gym occurrences to relate? 
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Posted on 2/3/19 at 6:21 pm to genuineLSUtiger
Probably a tv above or behind you
Posted on 2/3/19 at 6:21 pm to genuineLSUtiger
Should have sounded the lunk alarm and headed over to the donut table for safety.
Posted on 2/3/19 at 6:21 pm to genuineLSUtiger
No one likes high taxes....
Posted on 2/3/19 at 6:22 pm to genuineLSUtiger
I was working out and this guy was running on the treadmill one row behind me with his balls dangling out of his pants. I'm a big, burly baldheaded man who works construction so I had my vest on to go to work. I tried staring him down to get him to leave but the weird fricker just kept running, balls out and all.
Posted on 2/3/19 at 6:22 pm to genuineLSUtiger
Did you ask him if he was from Louisiana
Posted on 2/3/19 at 6:22 pm to Hoops
TV's were in front of me. He was literally about 10 feet in front of me. He didn't look like he had a very good sense of humor either.
Posted on 2/3/19 at 6:23 pm to genuineLSUtiger
Pussy status confirmed
Posted on 2/3/19 at 6:24 pm to SEClint
How would you have handled it Clint?
Posted on 2/3/19 at 6:25 pm to genuineLSUtiger
Congrats on the man on man lunk locker room sexy time.
Posted on 2/3/19 at 6:25 pm to genuineLSUtiger
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He didn't look like he had a very good sense of humor either.
His sense of humor was dressing up like that and making your pansy arse yearn for a safe space.
Posted on 2/3/19 at 6:25 pm to genuineLSUtiger
Why would I go to a gym now that January's over?
Posted on 2/3/19 at 6:27 pm to genuineLSUtiger
Take a shite in front of him and walk away. Dominance asserted.
Posted on 2/3/19 at 6:27 pm to genuineLSUtiger
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Dead eyed look.
He is blind duffus......thus the reflective vest to make others aware.
Posted on 2/3/19 at 6:27 pm to genuineLSUtiger
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How would you have handled it Clint?
I'd have stopped what I was doing, never broke eye contact..then I'd wait about 10 seconds of this, slowly retrieved a sonic gift card from my fanny pack and tossed it at him.
Then, if he showed.. I'd beat the shite out of him before my order arrived. Using the blood from his face to dip my tater tots in
This post was edited on 2/3/19 at 7:01 pm
Posted on 2/3/19 at 6:32 pm to genuineLSUtiger
Maybe you were listening to your rap music singing along and you said the “N” word, so he was waiting for you to do it while he was looking
Posted on 2/3/19 at 6:39 pm to genuineLSUtiger
Ask him what's his problem. Go from there.
Posted on 2/3/19 at 6:53 pm to genuineLSUtiger
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about one row
You don't know for sure it was the row in front of you?
Posted on 2/3/19 at 6:57 pm to genuineLSUtiger
You just stare right back at him.
Stare off.
First one that looks away is a pussy.
Stare off.
First one that looks away is a pussy.
Posted on 2/3/19 at 7:00 pm to genuineLSUtiger
Planet fitness is full of fricking weird arse people.
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