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share your blind date/first date horror stories
Posted on 2/3/19 at 11:19 am
Posted on 2/3/19 at 11:19 am
I've been on several shitty first dates and a blind date that later became an ex-wife (a real horror story.)
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Posted on 2/3/19 at 11:20 am to L1C4
I would like to hear your ex-wife story first.
Posted on 2/3/19 at 11:20 am to L1C4
Went to happy hour and ended up spending $140
Posted on 2/3/19 at 11:21 am to Winston Cup
And?
Posted on 2/3/19 at 11:22 am to L1C4
I got poo on my weiner
Posted on 2/3/19 at 11:24 am to L1C4
I know a girl that went on a first date with a guy whose wife had recently passed from a terminal illness. Within ten minutes he was showing her selfies he took with his wife minutes before they pulled the plug and she died.
Seems like an awkward moment that could have waited.
Seems like an awkward moment that could have waited.
Posted on 2/3/19 at 11:24 am to L1C4
Blind date to an LSU game, she had an allergic reaction to peanut dust and got a ride to the ER in an ambulance.
Posted on 2/3/19 at 11:26 am to Jim Rockford
Did LSU win?
Posted on 2/3/19 at 11:27 am to Honest Tune
I dont remember. It was during the dark days, so probably not 
Posted on 2/3/19 at 11:27 am to PiscesTiger
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would like to hear your ex-wife story first
Just 5 years with a crazy bitch
Posted on 2/3/19 at 11:32 am to L1C4
I met this woman for a blind date who went absolutely insane after one drink. We ended up totalling my car, getting me fired, and I ended up in jail by the next morning for shooting at her ex boyfriend. But she bailed me out and we ended up together after I sabotaged her wedding just before marrying her evil ex.
This post was edited on 2/3/19 at 11:33 am
Posted on 2/3/19 at 11:34 am to mikelbr
That's a whole lot of Louisiana crammed into one post, Mike.
Posted on 2/3/19 at 11:34 am to mikelbr
Cool story, was Kim worth it ?
Posted on 2/3/19 at 11:35 am to L1C4
I had a blind date only once. At first she really liked me but then she got contacts and dumped me.
Posted on 2/3/19 at 11:41 am to Fixturefrank
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That's a whole lot of Louisiana crammed into one post, Mike.
quote:
Cool story, was Kim worth it ?
Totally. Btw I saw this movie at the long
-gone Essen Cinema(bldg behind Ichiban).
This post was edited on 2/3/19 at 11:44 am
Posted on 2/3/19 at 11:42 am to mikelbr
Jesus tap dancing christ
You are ot poster #1. Bar none. The mfm mgm discussion deserves a Pulitzer Prize imo
You are ot poster #1. Bar none. The mfm mgm discussion deserves a Pulitzer Prize imo
Posted on 2/3/19 at 11:47 am to L1C4
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Just 5 years with a crazy bitch
Just 5 years, you should be down on your knees praising Jesus it was only 5 years
Posted on 2/3/19 at 11:52 am to L1C4
Was driving home from dinner or something. All of a sudden a gigantic sneeze came over me. “Excuse me”. “Bless you”. “Thank you”.
Drop her off. Goodnight kiss. “Talk to you later”.
On the drive home I noticed a snot ball the size of a grape on my steering wheel—a product the earlier gigantic sneeze.
One more uninspired date.
Drop her off. Goodnight kiss. “Talk to you later”.
On the drive home I noticed a snot ball the size of a grape on my steering wheel—a product the earlier gigantic sneeze.
One more uninspired date.
Posted on 2/3/19 at 11:59 am to Winston Cup
I've said it before, mikel should write a book about his exploits.
Posted on 2/3/19 at 12:48 pm to L1C4
I had a date projectile vomit onto the interior of my windshield. It was quite a lot and mainly liquid. It rolled down into the dashboard. Lets just say using the defrost vent was a no go. FWIW, I brought her home and never contacted her again.
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