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Posted on 2/1/19 at 4:32 am
Posted on 2/1/19 at 4:32 am
February 1
1909 U.S. troops leave Cuba after installing Jose Miguel Gomez as president.
1945 U.S. Rangers and Filipino guerrillas rescue 513 American survivors of the Bataan Death March.
1951 Three A-bomb tests are completed in the desert of Nevada.
1965 Reverend Martin Luther King Jr. and 770 others are arrested in protest against voter discrimination in Alabama.
Born on February 1
1901 Clark Gable, American film actor (Mutiny on the Bounty, Gone With the Wind).
JOTD
While riding my motorbike, I swerved to avoid hitting a deer, lost control and landed in a ditch, severely banging my head.
Dazed and confused I crawled out of the ditch to the edge of the road when a shiny new convertible pulled up with a very beautiful woman who asked, "Are you okay?"
As I looked up, I noticed she was wearing a low-cut blouse with cleavage to die for...
"I'm okay I think," I replied as I pulled myself up to the side of the car to get a closer look.
She said, “Get in and I’ll take you home, so I can clean and bandage that nasty scrape on your head.”
"That's nice of you," I answered, "but I don't think my wife will like me doing that!"
"Oh, come now, I’m a nurse," she insisted. "I need to see if you have any more scrapes and then treat them properly."
Well, she was pretty and very persuasive. Being sort of shaken and weak, I agreed, but repeated, "I'm sure my wife won't like this."
We arrived at her place which was just few miles away and, after a couple of cold beers and the bandaging, I thanked her and said, "I feel a lot better, but I know my wife is going to be really upset so I'd better go now."
"Don't be silly!" she said with a smile. "Stay for a while. She won't know anything. By the way, where is she?"
"Still in the ditch with the motorbike, I guess."
This post was edited on 2/1/19 at 4:47 am
Posted on 2/1/19 at 4:35 am to Armymann50
Good TGIF Morning
It’s too darn early.
Hitting snooze.
It’s too darn early.
Hitting snooze.
Posted on 2/1/19 at 4:38 am to Armymann50
Morning Armymann. Bullfrog.
Posted on 2/1/19 at 4:38 am to Bullfrog
You wake up just for this bullshite.
Posted on 2/1/19 at 4:39 am to Armymann50
Good morning. Hope everyone has a great day.
Posted on 2/1/19 at 4:41 am to Armymann50
Morning Armymann,Bullfrog,the31,udtiger,Leon Spinks.
Happy Friday OTrs of the GMT.
Happy Friday OTrs of the GMT.
This post was edited on 2/1/19 at 4:43 am
Posted on 2/1/19 at 4:49 am to lsu31always
quote:
wake up just for this bullshite
Posted on 2/1/19 at 4:55 am to ctiger69
Morning frickers. Last night in Kenya
Posted on 2/1/19 at 4:57 am to Armymann50
Happy Friday morning crew...super bowl weekend?...
Posted on 2/1/19 at 5:05 am to farad
Good Morning everybody Woke up to rain, I sure hope it drys up quickly. Yesterday was fine.
Posted on 2/1/19 at 5:11 am to LSUtoBOOT
What’s the weather looking like for Monday in Louisiana?
Posted on 2/1/19 at 5:26 am to GeauxxxTigers23
G'morning errbody. I am ready to ease through the mean streets of central FL. Sometimes it's hard to dodge FL man when driving. He will be texting and tryna light that meth pipe.
Honk if you see me on I4 by Champions Gate.
Honk if you see me on I4 by Champions Gate.
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