re: FML, I have a 16 yr old girl, "You can't get into a car, alone, with a boy I don't know"

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A girl in my high school class whose father was a Church of Christ minister banged 7 guys on our senior trip and gave them all the crabs.

Her first boyfriend, a preacher's son from another church, turned her into a huge slut.

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a funny, but terrible anecdotal story.

i worked at a pizza hut in HS. Right by it was an evangelical church. Minister used to come in on Wednesday nights and some sundays and we got to know each other. he had a pretty attractive daughter, but i knew better, even at 17 than to mess with that.

one day, she leaves her phone number on the receipt and he intercepts. i get a very solid talking to and basically have to give my testimony as well as doctrine to the guy. he then gives me the number.

i call her up, we go out, at dinner she unloads that she's just getting out of rehab and needs a good guy in her life. dinner was fine, but after that she asks me to take her to a friends house. i do and they're smoking weed and i'm fairly sure somebody's shooting up in the back. she gets high AF, i get her out of there and she tries to go down on me in the car. i don't acquiesce.

i get her home, help her dad get her to bed, and her dad gives me the WTF stare, and i say "not me dude."

they never came back to pizza hut.

TL;DR ministers kids be crazy.