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I pick team on penis size

Posted on 1/16/19 at 2:49 pm
Posted by Dandy Lion
Member since Feb 2010
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Posted on 1/16/19 at 2:49 pm
BV Cloppenburg boss Imke Wübbenhorst, who became the first female coach of a club in the top five leagues of German men's football when she was appointed by the outfit late last year, put a journalist firmly in his place this week by dishing out a withering response to an ill-judged question motivated by her gender.

I pick team on penis size - coach's sarcastic retort

Asked in an interview with the German newspaper Welt whether her players should make sure to cover themselves up before she walked into the dressing room, Wübbenhorst sarcastically retorted: "Of course not. I'm a professional. I pick the team on penis size."


Posted by OysterPoBoy
City of St. George
Member since Jul 2013
44556 posts
Posted on 1/16/19 at 2:53 pm to
quote:

pene


All I got from this article is how to say penis in German.

If that is German. Kind of looks like Brazilian.
Posted by MorbidTheClown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
76036 posts
Posted on 1/16/19 at 2:53 pm to
#hertoo
Posted by TDcline
American Gardens building 11th flor
Member since Aug 2015
9503 posts
Posted on 1/16/19 at 2:55 pm to
If a man said something similar while coaching an all female team, he’d never work again and face a mountain of legal issues...
Posted by northshorebamaman
Cochise County AZ
Member since Jul 2009
38295 posts
Posted on 1/16/19 at 2:55 pm to
quote:

If that is German
quote:

Elijo a mi equipo por el tamaño de su pene
pretty sure it isn't German.
Posted by Hangover Haven
Metry
Member since Oct 2013
33358 posts
Posted on 1/16/19 at 2:56 pm to
She looks like she could possibly have a penis..
Posted by MoarKilometers
Member since Apr 2015
21111 posts
Posted on 1/16/19 at 2:57 pm to
quote:

All I got from this article is how to say penis in German.

If that is German. Kind of looks like Brazilian.

Spanish...
Posted by OysterPoBoy
City of St. George
Member since Jul 2013
44556 posts
Posted on 1/16/19 at 2:58 pm to
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Spanish...


I don't think so. She has blond hair and coaches the German soccer team.
Posted by Boudreaux35
BR
Member since Sep 2007
22281 posts
Posted on 1/16/19 at 3:00 pm to
Pretty sure that part of her criteria is that it must be at least as long as hers.
Posted by Rouge
Floston Paradise
Member since Oct 2004
138494 posts
Posted on 1/16/19 at 3:01 pm to
B.D.N. selected in the first round

sport does not matter
Posted by jeffsdad
Member since Mar 2007
24785 posts
Posted on 1/16/19 at 3:01 pm to
All her players twitter accounts have been bombarded with offers.....
Posted by Amadeo
Member since Jan 2004
4892 posts
Posted on 1/16/19 at 3:01 pm to
Penis is "penis" in German or the more colloquial "schwanz" if you prefer.
Posted by djangochained
Gardere
Member since Jul 2013
19143 posts
Posted on 1/16/19 at 3:02 pm to
She speaks good Spanish
Posted by jeffsdad
Member since Mar 2007
24785 posts
Posted on 1/16/19 at 3:02 pm to
and they are all smiling.
Posted by makinskrilla
Lafayette, LA
Member since Jun 2009
9753 posts
Posted on 1/16/19 at 3:02 pm to
And I’ve been eating pene pasta this whole
time
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
91755 posts
Posted on 1/16/19 at 3:03 pm to
quote:

Spanish...


quote:

blond hair

lots of Spaniards have (natural)blonde hair, blue eyes too
Posted by JoePepitone
Waffle House #1494
Member since Feb 2014
12011 posts
Posted on 1/16/19 at 3:07 pm to
I’m gonna make a wild guess and say her comment was made in German and then translated into English and Spanish.
Posted by OysterPoBoy
City of St. George
Member since Jul 2013
44556 posts
Posted on 1/16/19 at 3:10 pm to
quote:

I’m gonna make a wild guess and say her comment was made in German and then translated into English and Spanish.


I didn't know you could do that. If so that makes sense since spanish people love soccer.
Posted by Christopher Columbo
Member since Jun 2015
3048 posts
Posted on 1/16/19 at 3:11 pm to
quote:

I pick team on penis size


And I thought getting picked last would end in junior high gym class.
Posted by Obtuse1
Westside Bodymore Yo
Member since Sep 2016
30322 posts
Posted on 1/16/19 at 3:11 pm to
How are people getting she isn't German with a name like Wubbenhorst? She was born in Germany.
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